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    Fandoms: Naruto  

    13 Aug 2019

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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    haven't been able to get this fic out of my head. I don't even like naruto?? The setting and incorporation of the characters into the setting are god tier

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    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)  

    06 Nov 2019

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    “It’s not a quirk,” Izuku tells the poor sod, who looks like he needs to catch up on four years of sleep and has been combating that fact with caffeine pills and spite alone. “It’s breathing. I’m literally just breathing. Do you want me to stop breathing?” he demands. When Eraserhead glares at him like he’s murdered someone (which he has, technically, but what is someone, really), Izuku sniffs righteously and says, “Stop glaring at me!”

    Eraserhead takes a deep breath.

    “Breathing, yes, like that,” Izuku says eagerly. “Want to see me do it too?”

    “No,” says Eraserhead.

    Midoriya Izuku's family tree may or may not include one Kamado Tanjirou.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo  

    09 Feb 2022

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    It was a story they’d told each other often, over too much kvas. A running joke between them, what they would do if they ever decided to leave it all behind.

    She’d never dreamed they actually would.

    Inej, and Kaz, and what comes after.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Nothing's changed at all by

    Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo  

    04 Aug 2025

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    jesper fahey: HELLO
    jesper fahey: WHO IS READY TO WATCH KAZ MAKE CHILDREN CRY THIS SUMMER!!!

    Or, the Crows as camp counselors (& college students).

    Modern AU/Texting Fic

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    25 Jul 2022