3 Works by Squidward_Testicles
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On a hot Summer's day by Squidward_Testicles
Fandoms: Marvel, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
26 Apr 2026
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Air conditioning broke in Logan and Scott's shared apartment, specifically in Logan's room. Logan, being the big, hairy prick he is, forces his way into Scott's room, trying to avoid the heat wave. Scott isn't happy about it, but still lets him in. Things escalate, and one thing leads to another and the heat wave isn't the only thing that's getting hot this summer (omg this summary sounds like a fucking description for a cheap porno🤦🏽♀️)
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Two shirtless men lay on a twin-size bed. Both trying to survive a massive heat wave.
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[Name] was miserable before they met Shrek. They we're depressed. Until Shrek came, everything changed [Name] finally had someone who loves them, someone who has a 30 inch cock. What happens next will shock you.
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It's not about how many wrinkles you got.. by Squidward_Testicles
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Human Centipede, Shrek (Movies), Bee Movie (2007), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Umbrella Academy (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 May 2022
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"Thats it! I've had enough of this! I'm divorcing you and Kicking you out of the house! I've had enough of this bullshit." KingQurannewpage screams.
"N-no, KingQurannewpage, you can't do this...!" Cheryl sobbed. "For fucks sake you're older than Eve, Cheryl. We can't be with each other anymore! I'm fucking 23, I'm supposed to be married to someone who can have kids and not a dried coochie!" said KingQurannewpage.