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whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2024
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HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan XichenNote: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.
Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation
Wei Wuxian,
Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.
Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human ResourcesOR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye
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28 Feb 2026
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Baby Pictures by DizziDreams
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Dec 2022
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“And this one was taken at the petting zoo,” Lan Huan said, turning yet another page in the infinitely long book.
“The petting—Lan Zhan, where are your pants?”
Lan Huan smiled, shaking his head. “He was going through a phase. Shufu eventually gave up and—ah, here, you see?”Lan Zhan didn’t have to see to know what the next photo was, especially not when Wei Ying slid to his knees on the floor, clawing his face dramatically as he looked across the couch at Lan Zhan. “Dresses, Lan Zhan? Oh my god, oh my god I can’t take it. I’m going to die. I’m actually going to die. LOOK AT THE RUFFLES.”
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29 Jun 2023
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“Bitching: the process of turning an alpha or beta into an omega through the imbibement of alpha sperm.”
Wei Ying reading this: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!- Language:
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25 Jun 2023
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Softly the moon rises by eatmyass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2023
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“I am not short of good proposals, Shufu.”
“Well,” his uncle strokes his beard thoughtfully. “Is there anyone else whose proposal you would rather accept?”
And if Wei Wuxian ranks highest in eligible alphas, then there is also no omega of marriageable age who is more sought after than Lan Wangji. He thinks of the many sect heirs and sons of nobility who have proposed marriage to him. And yet not one so far has seemed worth his while. Not one has brought forth a reaction greater than a shake of his head or a concise ’no’ when Lan Qiren has informed him of their interest.
Wei Wuxian is the only one to have caused such irritation.
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Marriage is not easy for anyone. Not even if you’re married to the person you love most dearly, and especially not if you’re married to someone you detest most ardently.
Unluckily for Lan Wangji, both of those things are true for him.
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18 Jun 2023
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Always Light My Way by cqlorphan for spookykingdomstarlight
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2021
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Lan Wangji looks down at his own hands, steadying himself. It is easier to think clearly when he is not looking into Wei Wuxian’s eyes. He takes the scroll from his pouch.
“Research has uncovered a method,” he says. He does not mention the forbidden nature of said research, nor does he elaborate on the method itself. He will not venture to speak it aloud. He hands the scroll over.
Wei Wuxian looks at him for a long moment as he takes it, and Lan Wangji holds his breath, waiting for him to decide. Waiting to see if he is at least interested enough in the possibility of a new core to read it.
He is. He does. Lan Wangji might be relieved, if not for what comes next.
Lan Wangji offers to help Wei Wuxian develop a new golden core via dual cultivation. He struggles to keep his feelings in check.
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14 Jun 2023