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Draco Malfoy is convinced he's dying.
Symptoms include: heart racing, palms sweating, throat closing up, complete inability to form sentences…and worst of all…
Blushing…
"Draco, my sweet summer child," Theo says gently. "You have a crush."
You could have heard a Bowtruckle fart.
"I have a CRUSH?!"
His first crush at eighteen years old, on the golden girl herself.
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27 Jun 2026
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Draco and Hermione Make a Porno by TheWitchfluencer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2026
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"They get paid to do this?" Malfoy asked finally.
"They do," Theo confirmed. "It’s called Pornography. Muggles have an entire industry. Highly lucrative business. People get paid to have sex with each other in all sorts of delightfully creative ways, then they film it and other people pay to watch it.”
Malfoy’s finger moved slowly along his jaw, gray eyes still fixed on the screen. "And the people in it. That's their job. They simply" -he watched for a moment longer, his head tilted one way, then the other- "fuck each other? Professionally?"
Theo nodded emphatically. "I'm telling you, muggles are brilliant! Granger introduced me to it, actually," he said proudly. "She works at a porn shop."
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Inspired (very loosely) by Director Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," this story explores what happens when two people find love in the unlikeliest of places... each other.
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27 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy has one final chance to stop the love of his life from boarding a flight to the other side of the world.
With only minutes until departure, one cancelled meeting, two security checkpoints, and absolutely no dignity remaining, Draco embarks on a desperate race through the airport to stop the woman he loves from leaving.
Can he reach her before takeoff?
Or is he about to become the world’s most expensive airport spectator?
*Rated PG-13 for reckless romantic behavior and public declarations of love. ;)
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27 Jun 2026
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The Man Next Door by greenflowerpot for orangeandivy (paigetopage)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger is starting to develop a little crush on her new neighbor. His name is Draco, and he's kind and funny—not to mention easy on the eyes.
What's more, it seems like ever since he moved in things are just... working out for Hermione. Maybe Draco is some kind of lucky charm? That's silly. But with him nearby, it does feel like her life is easier and more pleasant than ever before.
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Draco Malfoy, psycho simp - stalker edition
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21 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger's fresh start is going wonderfully.
Right up until she realizes Draco Malfoy lives in the apartment across from hers.
Between late-night insomnia, open curtains, and an alarming lack of self-control where minding their own business is concerned, what begins as innocent curiosity quickly spirals into mutual obsession.
After all, it's hard not to watch your neighbor.
Especially when your neighbor is Draco Malfoy.
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21 Jun 2026