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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Bilbo flees after the Battle of the Five Armies, convinced that Thorin wants his head. Whispers of a small creature leaving the camp eventually reaches the Company, but after so long, who knows if Bilbo made it all the way home?

    “A burglar might steal a kiss. Or two.

    It was quite proper behaviour, really. He would be careful not to do it where anyone could see, of course – no need to cause a scandal. Bilbo would be very, very discreet before he went back to the Shire to nurse his broken heart. He was going to be heartbroken when he went back anyway, so he may as well enjoy himself for now.

    Thorin was sure to tell him if he stepped out of line, so it was foolproof, really.

    Nothing could possibly go wrong.”

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    Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
    He cuts his hair.
    Chaos ensues.

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  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Cody calls Rex with a question and gets more Skywalker than he bargained for.

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    11 Nov 2022

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    Cody had always known that his general was not quite human. But he'd never imagined that his biology was quite so... aquatic.

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    09 Nov 2022

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    “My point, Cody,” Obi-Wan continues, leaning back a little to stare up at the stars, “is that this whole ‘war' business has been a tad bit stressful. I’ve decided that if the only way to keep my sanity is to engage in a few… ” He turns from the stars, then, and meets Cody’s eye with an unreadable look. “Indulgences… Well, needs must.”

    He offers him the nic-stick, little wisps of smoke floating between them. “I’ll share one with you, if you promise not to tell on me to Anakin."

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    Five bad habits Cody learns from Obi-Wan Kenobi (and one good habit Obi-Wan learns in exchange). Alternatively, how Obi-Wan Kenobi single handedly corrupts every clone in the GAR because of his giant crush on his commander and how Cody single handedly saves the galaxy as a result.

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    AKA the 5+1 crack fic that mutated into a full blown AU, featuring caffeine, nicotine, yearning, and pining.

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