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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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12 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
A most excellent, hilarious, and thoughtful way to tell the story of a gentlehobbit, thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and that dragon no one seems properly concerned about.