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“‘My best pickup line:’” Beidou recited from the profile, “Are you my brains? Because I’d like to blow you in the backseat of my car,”
“He’s the one for our dear Kazuha,” Aether sighed dreamily as Beidou continued to read out the man’s answers to the prompts,
“Dating me is like: watching a toddler fall’, ‘A way to win me over is: buying me a cat’, ‘First round is on me if: you help me kill the bartender—‘“
“‘My most irrational fear: Commitment,’” Aether finished, “Kazuha, this guy is perfect for you!”
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OR: where Aether makes Kazuha a profile on Hinge to help him get over his childhood ex, and accidentally sets him up on a date with said ex.