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Why had she agreed to hold these meetings again? With a heavy sigh, Carmilla looked up towards the woman next to the empty seats, since she was her best bet in getting any information about this.
“Rosie, do you have any readings on Alastor’s whereabouts? Or Vox’s?” The Cannibal Queen looked surprised by the question, but she quickly smoothed the expression over with a kind smile.
“Afraid not Carmilla, but it is unlike Alastor to be late without reason. I’m sure he will show up in a jiffy.” She sent Rosie a polite nod, before completely giving up on trying to fend off her headache. It better be one hell of a reason.
He did have a reason, namely being pressed into the mattress of his own bed. A very good reason, according to Vox, even if every single thought about the meeting had completely left his mind as soon as Alastor’s lips met his own. And his reason for being late was just as good, being the one to hold Alastor down and kiss him within an inch of his after-life.
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- Part 4 of Everybody loves somebody
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08 Mar 2026
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“Do you think that is…” he said, measuring each word and swallowing before continuing, “…unattractive to you?”
The chat bubble started moving quickly. It stopped. Then moved again.
SharkDaddyBoss1:
Do you want me to be gentle or to tell the truth?Alastor raised an eyebrow. “The truth,” he replied. “Always.”
Only a few seconds passed.
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I’m really into milfs
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06 Mar 2026
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Vox laughed.
Actually laughed. A genuine laugh, which surprised even himself. Because it was sweet. Because this huge, tattooed alpha was using pickup lines that seemed straight out of a beginner's manual.
"Smoother?" he repeated, a smile curving his lips. "You don't know who you're talking to, do you?"
"I know you're the most interesting person in this bar," Boun smiled, showing fangs. "That's enough for me."
Vox opened his mouth to respond. To accept that drink, to let himself be flirted with by someone who didn't come with the emotional baggage of—
The chill came first.
That familiar tingle running down his spine, making every hair on his body stand up. The scent—moss, whiskey—wrapped around him like a blanket before he could process what was happening.
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- Part 3 of Static and Moss
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28 Feb 2026
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“Vox? Vox!” Alastor tries to shake him awake, but his broken screen stays hauntingly vacant.
Alastor gently taps the side of Vox’s head, tilting him to the side to try and see if theres any button or switch that can bring Vox back to him. He doesn’t want to waste anymore time when Vox is so clearly running out of it.
“Stay with me, pal. I’ll figure out a way to fix this.”_______
Vox gets into a fight and nearly dies. Alastor has some complicated feelings about it.
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- Part 7 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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21 Feb 2026
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Vincent is panicking on what to get Alastor for Valentine's day.
Good god, why couldn't he think of anything?! There was only 3 days to spear!
But, then he remembers back to a...'conversation' he had with the radio host the week before...
And all of sudden, he knows exactly what to get...
And he'll stop at nothing to get it for his beloved.
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15 Feb 2026