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The Right Answer to the Wrong Question by Staticsox
Fandoms: Death in the Spires - K. J. Charles
26 Dec 2025
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Is this good?" Nicky asked low and close in Jem’s ear.
He wanted desperately to be good for Jem.
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First Touch by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Oct 2024
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"How did you not even tell Xichen-ge what you were bringing him to me for?" Nie Huaisang shouted. "Now Lan Xichen will think I'm some--some! Some shameless lech!"
Nie Mingjue, for his part, looked mystified. "What's to tell?" He tried and failed to shake Huaisang's grip on his robes. "How else do you treat muscle strain if not by massage?"
"Ah," Lan Xichen laughed nervously, "we Lans usually soak in cold springs for that kind of injury."
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Lightning in a Bottle by Staticsox for roseclaw
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2024
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"What the hell is going on?” Jiang Cheng demanded. "Why did you tell them that I have a mutation? What do you mean you predicted it? And since when did I agree to be your boyfriend?!"
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Autumn River Song by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Oct 2023
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Lan Huan finds his gaze drawn to the man. He stands, narrow shouldered and boyish, with one hip against the stair rail and his hair falling into his face like a delinquent or a rock-and-roll musician. Lan Huan can only see a sliver of the man's profile at this angle. The late afternoon sun highlighting a sharp cheekbone and brow. He exhales and both are obscured by smoke.
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An Offering to the Cat by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jul 2023
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Cloudy Day Cafe sat in a busy part of town, near the arts district and the university. Many different types of people came through, and Lan Zhan reminded himself, all were welcome. Even people in startlingly lifelike furry suits.
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- Part 2 of 2023 WangSang Week
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forever on your trail by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jul 2023
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It was expected, that the Second Jade of Lan would shift into a formidable creature. Lan Wangji was off at the first horn, taking three quick strides to the edge of the hunting ground. On his fourth, he transformed midair, and was gone well before the Chase began in earnest.
WangSang Week Day 1: Chase
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- Part 1 of 2023 WangSang Week
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Delegation of Duty by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jun 2023
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Nie Huaisang cut him off. "No. You are not doing those reports anymore. They are no longer your responsibility."
"But who--"
The other man leaned across the desk and pressed his index finger against the lapel of Lan Xichen's suit jacket. "Not. Your. Responsibility." He emphasized each word with a small tap. "Understand?"
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To Heal and To Hurt by Staticsox for SilliamChronicles
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2023
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"Do they give you actual medicine while you're locked away?" Nie Huaisang asked, turning away from Lan Xichen to examine the bottles on the nightstand.
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Interloper by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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The matchmaker said their star charts were uniquely compatible, but Huaisang didn't need compatible. He needed gullible.
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A Brother in Blood by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Oct 2022
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You dream of your brother and between you stretch many cords, not red like fate, but pale and sinewy. You are bound together by flesh, inseparable without injury. His body belongs to you, just as yours has ever been his. Two brothers, alike in rage, if not its expression.
Xisang Week 2022 - Soulmates gone wrong
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- Part 5 of Xisang Week 2022
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jokes on you by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2022
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The commotion when Nie Huaisang showed up-- early and of his own accord-- to saber drills rivaled, and maybe even surpassed, the uproar caused by Nie Mingjue's actual declaration of war.
Xisang Week -Sunshot Campaign; cannon divergence
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- Part 4 of Xisang Week 2022
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it's wild, man, it's wild by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Oct 2022
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Nie Huaisang and Lan Xichen get high, look at the stars, and talk about their relationship.
Xisang Week Day 4 - Stargazing
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- Part 3 of Xisang Week 2022
- Part 2 of Mushrooms+Roses
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The Mountain's Pulse by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Oct 2022
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His dreams seemed foolish in the daylight; a product of his anxiety about his new home and status. After all, Lan Xichen had been A-Huan once upon a time and served in houses much like this one.
Not exactly like this one, his mind whispered.
Xisang Week Day 3 - Arranged Marriage
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- Part 2 of Xisang Week 2022
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The Value of Jade by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Oct 2022
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No one called them the Twin Jades anymore.
Xisang Week Day 1 Role reversal.
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- Part 1 of Xisang Week 2022
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Tease by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2022
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Nie Huaisang glanced around trying to figure out if anyone else was as mystified as him-- this was not what Huaisang anticipated when the First Jade passed him a note asking to meet just after curfew.
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- Part 3 of Sing A Song of Xisang
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Steal Yourself by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Jul 2022
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Dear Sect Leader Lan,
This is not a formal letter of recommendation, because part of me hopes you will take one look at my child and send him back down the mountain.
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- Part 2 of Sing A Song of Xisang
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Spotless Reputation by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jul 2022
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"You know, it's usually me making a scene at these events," Nie Huaisang said conversationally as he patted Lan Xichen's back. Sect Leader Lan sobbed, loudly, into his shoulder.
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- Part 1 of Sing A Song of Xisang
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"Oh my god! Did you, like, low-key catfish me?"
Nie Huaisang plopped down in the chair across from Lan Zhan. "Who the hell uses fake profile pics that are less attractive than they are in real life?"
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Delivery Boy by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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Mo Xuanyu isn't a homeless sixteen year old anymore. He could take care of himself without the help of his shitty ex Xue Yang. But when he gets a night job at the Nie Family Butcher and Grocery Shop, Mo Xuanyu wonders if he's really cut out for this line of work.
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At the End of the Day by Staticsox
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2022
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Nie Huaisang has a hard time transitioning between tasks and needs his ge-ge to remind him when he's done being Chief Cultivator and it's time to be Ge-ge's favorite toy.