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It's their first Skype call since Amy left for Botswana and Molly has some news.
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Hot to the Touch by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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I decided to expand on this throwaway line from An Angelic Disposition:
If he wanted to, Aziraphale could get Crowley ready for his cock in minutes. But on nights like this, he drew it out past all sanity and forced Crowley to feel every excruciatingly slow twist of his fingers, in and out, over and over again.
Crowley had confessed how much he’d wanted this very thing from Aziraphale years back, after far too much wine. Aziraphale had listened to Crowley’s drunken yammering, a look of interest and contemplation on his face, before standing up and removing his coat.
The four hours that had followed ranked among the best and most frustrating of Crowley’s life.
It is sex and begging and feelings and hand jobs and that's it. That's the story.
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- Part 2 of An Angelic Disposition
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Time After Time by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Oct 2019
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“Ha!” Crowley said, pointing one of those long index fingers in Aziraphale’s face. “That wasn’t yesterday! That was Monday!”
It's the day after Crowley and Aziraphale thwarted their respective home offices and saved the world - and it keeps being that day again and again and again.
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Heaven is a Place on Earth by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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“But I’d never see my books again, Crowley. And the shop. I haven’t even had a chance...And after you went through all the trouble of getting me this space.” He meant to put the glass down on the table. He missed on his first and second attempts, but got it on his third. “And I’d never see…” He looked up at Crowley. “Well, that is, I’d never see - “
“All right, angel.” Crowley cleared his throat. “You’re drunk.”
“If it wasn’t for you, I’d be there right now, chatting up bloody Uriel,” Aziraphale continued.
Aziraphale makes the choice that his subconscious was making all along.
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An Angelic Disposition by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jul 2019
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But Aziraphale was also a bit of a bastard, so it turned out that when he was hellbent on giving Crowley everything he ever wanted, it was by any manipulative, duplicitous means necessary.
Aziraphale's affection takes Crowley apart.
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- Part 1 of An Angelic Disposition
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The Seduction Malfunction by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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“Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.”
Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.
Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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Transference by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2019
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There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time.
Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.
Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.
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- Part 2 of Fools in Love
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Step in the Bright Lights by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2019
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Crowley folded his long legs and slouched his body into a chair so uncomfortable that not even magic could fix it. Aziraphale was on the stage sitting straight-backed and prim, his hands neatly folded on top of the sheets of music on his lap. On one side of him sat a reedy girl in a pastel dress; on the other, a grubby-looking boy wearing a crooked blue tie and dirty white trainers along with his suit. Neither could be older than fifteen. Aziraphale’s smile was wide enough that some of the mothers in the crowd eyed him suspiciously.
Objectively, rationally absurd, every single thing about this situation.
Aziraphale picks up some new hobbies. Crowley has no chill.
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- Part 1 of Fools in Love
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Something To Talk About by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jul 2019
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He had the sudden and almost overwhelming desire to reach out and take Crowley’s hand. An absurd notion, of course. In 6000 years, Crowley had never shown any inclination towards physical affection for Aziraphale, despite their shared feelings. Aziraphale had long ago accepted that any gentle touch from him would have Crowley stepping hastily away and otherwise ignoring Aziraphale’s attempts. Or at least he had accepted it, until their delicate status quo had been disrupted.
Aziraphale jumps to some very inaccurate conclusions.
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To Rest My Weary Soul by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jun 2019
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“Are you saying I feel like this because of my time in Hell? I thought you meant moral consequences.”
“Since when do I give a toss about moral consequences, angel? No, you’ve got a Hell hangover. Must have hit once the adrenaline wore off,” Crowley answered.
“Hell hangover?” Aziraphale repeated incredulously.
Aziraphale's trip down to Hell leaves him worse for wear.
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Taking the Long Way by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jun 2019
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Crawley nodded down at the sweaty humans undulating in a frightfully uncomfortable-looking position below them. “Mating,” he clarified. “One of God’s better ideas, if you ask me. Looks like it could be fun.”
“Does it?” Aziraphale asked doubtfully. “It’s all a bit sticky for my tastes. I think She had the right of it with plants. Pollination seems much more sensible.”
It takes Aziraphale 6000 years to catch up.
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Bear-hugging a tree trunk and dangling twenty feet above his boyfriend didn’t exactly put his body on best display. There’s a reason why red carpet photo shoots weren’t done suspended in midair. He was never going to forgive Alexis for roping him into this indignity.
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- Part 5 of Coda series
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“Have you told your family?” Rachel asked.
He shook his head. “Not yet.”
“You need to, Patrick.”
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- Part 3 of Coda series
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Patrick put the last bottle of cologne on the shelf and turned to face him, freezing at the sight of David’s terrible hipster glasses. Living in Brooklyn had made him do some crazy things.
“You’re wearing glasses,” Patrick said, blinking.
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“Thank you!” Patrick said again, beaming at the applause from the crowd, looking so handsome with that stupid acoustic guitar still strapped to him. Was it hot in here? It felt hot to David all of a sudden.
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- Part 2 of Coda series
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It was liberating to finally get one over on Sebastien Raine -- both literally and figuratively. If it made David feel a little slimy in the aftermath, well, it wouldn’t be sex with Sebastien without the lingering regret and shame anyway. At least this time he did it with his eyes open. And a condom.
Patrick meets Sebastien Raine.
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- Part 1 of Coda series
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David should just let it stay like this. His plan worked, Patrick forgave him. He should congratulate himself on a job well done, go back to his gorgeous boyfriend’s house and have vigorous ‘just got back together’ sex. The David of four years ago -- hell, the David of four months ago -- would have done that, and yet...
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- Part 4 of Coda series
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That Sunday Morning Feeling by iamtheenemy (Steph) for MeganMoonlight
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018)
05 Jan 2019
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Simon wakes up the morning after his ferris wheel ride.
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Democratically Elected to My Heart by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018)
25 Dec 2018
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Lara Jean moves to Chicago to work for the presidential campaign of Senator Tracy Wu. The last person she expects to see there, thousands of miles from home, is the boy who broke her heart four years earlier. Romance, politics, pining, and miscommunications ensue.
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Three Times Alfie Was Just Like His Dad by iamtheenemy (Steph) for Philipa_Moss
Fandoms: Queer as Folk (UK)
24 Dec 2018
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Exactly what is says on the tin!