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When David Rose’s family landed in Schitt’s Creek, he Found a platonic soulmate in Stevie Budd. She in turn found him the most agreeable position in his adult life: adjunct Professor of Elmdale College. There he is able to bask in the praise of the youths and judge them on their understanding (or lack thereof) of art. He is able to taste a great deal of assorted wine in the greater Elms region. However, he is not able to obtain his own office space. Enter Patrick Brewer.
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- Part 8 of Drabbles
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We met at Schitt's Creek by mammameesh (meeshxsmith) for Chelle68
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2026
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Patrick goes jogging around the creek every morning.
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A collection of old drabbles from the Schitt's Creek Drabble Blog on tumblr.
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Patrick and Ray go to a conference and have a hotel slumber party.
[podfic of Former Roommates, Travel Edition]
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Patrick has an idea he is keen to try out... David takes a little persuasion to come round to it.
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“You’re a vision, David,” a breathy, deep voice was telling him. “This is how you were meant to be presented to the world.”
On a trip to NYC to celebrate the latest milestone in Alexis’ career, David and Patrick run into a face from his old crowd. What was supposed to be a highly anticipated city break/family reunion quickly turns awry.
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It’s hard not to have fun. The siblings seem to hate each other as much as he hates them. They both seem to know how privileged, vain, vapid, and deeply selfish the other is, failing to see it in themselves. They try to embarrass each other with stories about their past life, some of which he recognizes from his research, some he doesn’t. They don’t seem to care who he is. He could be an undercover operative from the government, sent to spy on them, for all they know. Patrick is glad he didn’t spend any time creating an elaborate backstory. No one has asked him anything.
Patrick is a tax investigator with the federal government who has tracked the Roses for years. When David Rose starts making moves to start a business, he heads to Schitt's Creek to see for himself what's going on.
Or, an obnoxiously canon-compliant retelling based on a head canon I can't unsee.
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When Patrick's grandmother passes, she leaves him a little cottage in a small quaint town. Patrick initially goes for a visit, stays at a motel on the side of the road, and there he meets the love of his life.
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Have yours-elf a happy holiday [fan art] by mallpretzles for Characterassassination
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Dec 2025
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Holiday art featuring our favorite idiots in love!
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David, a New York gallerist with who lacks some business sense, and Patrick, a small business consultant who is new to the city, meet when Johnny thinks that David needs some professional help. David and Patrick agree to enter a fake romantic relationship to change how the public and their families see them. And they absolutely will not fall for each other. No way. Impossible. Ludicrous for you to even suggest that.
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Patrick is surprised to learn David did not have any Christmas family traditions growing up. David comes up with something that could become tradition.
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Santa Claus is Comin' to Town by Characterassassination for jamilas_pen
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
22 Dec 2025
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Patrick dresses up as Santa. David wants to have some fun.
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David and Patrick get a holiday surprise from the Brewers.
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Patrick, David and the Schitt's Creek coven welcome the Solstice.
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As Christmas approaches, Patrick and David argue about decorating the Apothecary.
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David attempts his drive to New York in winter, and Roland's truck does not fare well when a blizzard unexpectedly blows up.
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The first snowfall of the year finds David outside at his husband's request while Patrick... actually David isn't sure what Patrick is up to in their cosy cottage while he's sitting in the freezing cold. But he'd very much like to find out.
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David and Patrick use their jam-a-day advent calendar as an opportunity to share things about themselves.
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The Brewers are coming to Schitt's Creek for Christmas. Lies are told, conversations are overheard, hints are dropped, mistletoes are hung, misunderstandings abound, chaos ensues.