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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Hey, lemme just explain somethin’ obvious to you, here," Bajie snarled up at the demon king. "If you capture Sun Wukong, the person who’s gonna need rescuing is never Sun Wukong.”

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    Wukong is imprisoned in the Golden Cymbals, and gets some involuntary practice at his very favorite thing: asking for help.
    There may be no survivors.

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    07 May 2026

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    “I believe at least half the purpose of family is to get on each others' very last nerve,” Tripitaka said, virtuously. “You’ve been fulfilling this role admirably. How delightful to be able to return the favor.”

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    Somehow it takes Tripitaka seeing his disciple grow to the size of a mountain to realize how fragile the Monkey King really is.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    When Xuanzang spotted the bundle of monkey skins dangling from the trapper’s pack, his first instinct was to flinch. But his second was to catch the man’s arm and say, urgently, “Your pardon, honored sir. Would it be possible to ask you a few questions about your line of work?”

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    Tripitaka acquires a manual entitled "On the Training of Monkeys." Bizarrely, this does not backfire on him.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Boromir has survived Amon Hen, to everyone's great joy. So the Four Hunters (self named) now must journey into Rohan to attempt to rescue their friends. Everything goes a bit pear-shaped from there on in.

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    05 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    The latest installment of the Boromir-Lives LOTR rewrite. Helm's Deep has concluded and we are on to the Return of the King.

    Boromir and Gandalf are off to Gondor to see what they can do to help. Aragorn, because he likes to take the most whack routes possible, is to drag the remainder Fellowship through the paths of the dead. No one signed up for this.

    With our Rohan compatriots: Grima continues to be a hot wreck who is actually managing himself not half-bad, all things considered. Eowyn just wants to really, really fight the baddies. Theoden thinks everyone needs to cool it for ten seconds. Eomer has never heard the word "chill" in his life.

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    05 Nov 2025