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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    “Finish it, my sweet” Elphaba murmured, nudging the sandwich a fraction closer to her wife's lips.

    “I am, I am,” Glinda protested weakly, taking another bite. She looked up at Elphaba with those big brown doe eyes, fluttering her eyelashes just so. “See? Obedient.”

    Elphaba’s neck flushed briefly. She would not let her concern be brushed off by dirty tactics, much less in front of the Palace's staff.

    “Highly debatable,” Elphaba said dryly.

    The guard, to his credit, became extremely interested in a perfectly ordinary patch of wall just over the secure door’s frame. Sound travelled more than you’d think in this part of the Palace, and thus he had long ago perfected the art of hearing everything and reacting to nothing. Ever. At all.
     

    (Or: their sickeningly sweet love as seen through the eyes of everyone around them.)

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  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    She banishes the Wizard and imprisons Madame Morrible. She disbands the Gale Force and places Fiyero's murderers on trial at the Hall of Justice. She has her staff gather all of the Wicked Witch propaganda within the palace and orders it to be incinerated. She issues a proclamation denouncing discrimination against the Animals, and rallies the League of Governors to repeal anti-Animal legislation across Oz.

    However. There is one thing she hasn't quite figured out.

    "Glinda?" Pfannee steps into her office. "Dorothy's asking for you again."

    Glinda's forehead hits her desk with a resolute thud. "Oz help me," she groans. "Tell her to go away."

    Or: After the Melting, Glinda puts herself back together through sheer force of will. There's work to be done, and she is the one person who can do it all.

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    "Oh, you absolute motherfucker," said Glinda to no one who could hear her.


    Ten years to the day after the disappearance of Elphaba Thropp, Glinda realizes that it makes absolutely no sense for her to be dead. Now that leaves her with two new problems: How to find her, and how to explain some things to Dorothy.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,

    I hope this letter finds you well and not too deep into one of your creative frenzies. I’m writing because I need advice, and you’re the only ones who will truly understand what I’m facing.

    Elphaba won’t be coming to Frottica for the holidays.


    Or, Elphaba just wants a peaceful holiday with the people who love her, but her father has other plans. Thankfully, the people who love her are very resourceful.

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    05 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    “Elphie?”
    “Hm?” It was halfway a sob.
    “I want to see what your body can do for me. Can I?”

    Birthday sex.

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    05 Oct 2025