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    Magic is easy to see, to feel, to hear, to touch. The magic on the plate and the palate, however, is one that Magicals and Muggles alike can appreciate. Harry Potter will go on a journey to find the taste that he is looking for, and the magic that exists in meals made and meals shared.

    An AU slice-of-life story with an eventual pairing.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry is perfectly fine. Really. He’s stopping other dark wizards as an auror, so life is going according to plan, and everything is fine…

    …or so he thinks until an ancient magic activates and ruins everything. Finding himself biologically changed into an omega and requiring a lifelong bond with an alpha in order to survive, he nearly elects to die. In choosing to live, he turns to the only alpha he can trust: Remus.

    Remus thinks Harry could do better, but as it’s him or death, he’s going to devote his life to making Harry happy.

    A story about throwing off expectations, coming to terms with the past, building a healthy relationship, and learning to really live.

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    08 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    Omegas were a lot of things, but none of them defined Harry. Alphas were a lot of things, but none of them defined Draco.

    The rulebook created by society meant nothing to them, long ago discarded as they figured out who they were and who they wanted to be. But more importantly, they did it together.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    The Potter family is not known for stopping the war with sacrifice. In this world, the war ended in a treaty with concessions on both sides, and the Potters raised their children in a time of unprecedented peace. Their eldest child is not known for facing down a dark lord, in fact, not much is known about him at all.

    Or: Harry is born unable to speak anything other than parseltongue.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    “Did you know viewers actually ship you?”

    “Oh, they do?”

    “And many hope it becomes a real thing.”

    “That would be,” horrific, “Amazing.”

     

    Or, Neteyam and Ao'nung are bitter enemies who end up in a romantic plot twist.

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    31 Dec 2025