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   I have no fucks to give and I must make god awful coffee orders by ThePentigramPlots

   Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)/Reader
   • Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)/Other(s)
   • And by others I mean PAL
   • Past glados/am
   • AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Ellen (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Benny (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Nimdok (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Gorrister (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
   • GLaDOS (Portal)
   • Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club!)
   • Reader
   • PAL (The Mitchells vs. The Machines)
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • no beta we die like men
   • AM Being AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • AM Being an Asshole (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Slow Burn
   • She/Her Pronouns for Reader-Insert
   • He/Him Pronouns for AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Tags May Change
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Rating May Change
   • Collage
   • the political and economic state of the world right now
   • Ted Being an Asshole (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

   Summary

   You are a barista at a coffee shop near a college and AM is a English lit student who keeps ordering increasingly elaborate drinks to torture you

   also, almost all coffee orders mentioned are orders made by real humans who exist, so if you want a reason to hate humanity this story will give you one.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,752

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   74

   Kudos:

   162

   Bookmarks:

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   Bookmarked by Sushix_x

   31 Mar 2026