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but i can't breathe underwater by rinredacted
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Aug 2021
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"Tommy.” There was a gruff voice, and then a hand over his eyes. A man he finally came to realize was Techno dragged him further back onto land, holding him to his chest. “Close your eyes,” he demanded.
“Techno—”
“Close them.” And Tommy knew, from some fuzzy part of his brain, that Techno was terrifying when he was angry, so he did as he was told, squeezing his eyes shut even though there was already a hand over them. “Good,” said Techno, still holding him tightly by the shoulders. “Now repeat after me.”
“Techno, what was—”
“I do not recognize the bodies in the water,” said Techno firmly, his hands gripping Tommy’s shoulders tighter. “Say it.”
OR: The three times Tommy doesn't recognize the bodies in the water, and the one time he does.
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14 Oct 2024
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The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City by Morveren
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.
People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.
Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?
Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?
Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.
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28 May 2024
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While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives.
Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort in revenge against the Thain. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Note: I have screwed around with ages, geography and timelines to suit me. You have been warned.
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Bookmarked by Swedish_Chip
27 Apr 2024
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In order to catch a mediocre serial killer, Will must pose as Hannibal's date for a series of pretentious social events.
Hannibal is dramatic and jealous as ever, and Will is having a great time without the encephalitis. Of course, it's a love story.
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Bookmarked by Swedish_Chip
10 Jan 2024
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A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.
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- Part 1 of What Dreams
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01 Jan 2024