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世邀赛集训背景，伪规则怪谈形式，方士谦视角，这五个字就是本篇的第一个怪谈。
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原作向，喻文州是叶修腕间五彩绳变成的小蛇精。
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存档。
有一天叶修收到了变成10cm大小的喻文州……内含一点论坛体。梗源lof@复活节天堂 老师，文中喻会变小的原因借用了一点@w时差老师萌萌叶喻文《章鱼小丸子》中的设定。
时差老师《章喻小丸子》的原文：
“这种事情每年都会发生一次。”
“因为我们家有点特殊的血统。喻文州的父亲这样告诉他，并且直到现在喻文州都不清楚那个特殊的血统究竟是什么——至少他希望那不会是什么奇妙的外星来客。”
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原作背景，pwp，ooc。
给《我的命中命中》的补车，每部分可单独阅读。
文名是In The Mood For Love的缩写，电影《花样年华》的英译名，直译为“在爱的情绪里”。Series
- Part 2 of 【叶喻】我的命中命中
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代发。
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- Part 1 of 【叶喻】春泥
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THE GREAT "CROUCH SHAG CUP OF '79" by Blackedoutstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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“Father wants me to be monogamous? Bet.” Barty stands up from the bench and raises his chin up high, a million dollar smile painted on his face.
“As of today I'm instituting the Crouch Shag Cup of 1979. For every good lay with a member of Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, ten points will be attributed to the rightful house. Snogs are worth… I'd say five points.” Barty pauses to add to the suspense, then proceeds with a self-satisfied nod.
“There’s no way to lose points, and whatever house ends up with the highest total amount by the end of June wins.”Or
Barty is eighteen, has quite the promiscuous casual dating life, and a personal vendetta against his father.
Somehow, unbeknownst to everybody, Sirius Black has something to do with all of that.Bookmarked by TDMJ
30 Jul 2025
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怎么美成这样…杰作，幽默又优美。我认为一个人不管有没有看过《哈利波特》都应该阅读本篇美文，这是一个人至少学了十二年英语应该做的😭