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    Babies are expensive. Even on an NHL salary. So that's why Sarah was so grateful and confused when she got the UPPAbaby Vista V3 Stroller and Car Seat when it wasn't even on her registry.

    yet more Ilya in the WAG chat.

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    "Do you like spicy food?' David asks.

    American spicy was always questionable. Ilya's been to restaurants where the pinnacle of spice was ominous salty, orange, vinegar-y sludge souped over chicken wings. But he's also had his fair share of dinners cooked by Marlow's wife who put exotic peppers in rice. When he tried to cool the fire burning an ulcer in his belly with her homemade drink, he was disastrously surprised by the added torture of ginger down his throat.

    "Yes," he lies, coolly. Because now was not the time to be an asshole. David Hollander just watched him press his son up against a glass door and caress him in ways no parent needs to see. Ilya can take the stupid gamble on what the man calls spicy.

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    @2481agenda: guyzzzz. why is shane fukin hollander the only voyageur who can pronounce maxim tsyplakov's name correctly?????

    @icingonthecake: stan twitter so RPF-poisoned the team captain of an MHL team making the effort to get his rookies' names right is somehow H*ll*n*v coded.

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    Twitter has a lot to say after Scott Hunter's big moment. Fully formatted. Maybe the real Hollanov was the friends we made along the way.

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    Shane blinks his eyes open to find Ilya hovering above him. “Let me make you a burger for dinner.”

    Ilya,” he smiles. Translation: Diet.

    “I will make you bird burger, the way you like it. Bean patty. Fake bread bun.”

    You think they have my bean burgers and weird bread at this thing?” Shane had been expecting to just survive on veggie platters until they got home.

    Ilya scoffs like he said something stupid. “Yes, Hollander, I told Dykstra to order them last week.”

    Shane and Ilya attend the 2019 Dykstra-Pike collaborative Canada Day cottage party.

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    It's Ilya and Shane's first Christmas together as an actual couple, and Ilya is a bit nervous to spend it with Shane's family. Of course, when he wakes up sick a few days before the holiday, that won't do. He can't ruin Christmas.

    Or, Ilya learns what it means to be cared for.

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