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2481agenda Anonymous asked:What's the Hollander Accent? ok my girls, gays and nonbinarrays, its time to talk about the hollander accent no, this isn't about how shane hollander speaks french like he learned it at gunpoint from an angry parisian witch. in fact, this isn't about how shane hollander speaks at all. this is about how his """rival""" ilya rozanov (aka the hot shirtless russian on everyone's dash) has a handful of english words he pronounces THE EXACT SAME WRONG WAY AS SHANE HOLLANDER bestie, i hear you say. bestie, the man is russian. english is his second language. of course he's going to get the occasional word wrong - and honestly it's kind of problematic that you're making a big deal about it which, yeah, sure, but before you cancel me, please let me share my receipts 1) THE SUPERCILIOUS INCIDENT 04/03/2012: shane gets asked about MLH commissioner and cartoon villain Barry Gettman's comments on the WMLH expansion. challenged by a reporter on his characteristically bland, media-trained non-answer, he says, i'm not trying to be superKilious now this is tumblr. we've all guessed wrong trying to say out loud a word we've only ever seen written. no one is judging perfect baby boy shane hollander for broadening his vocabulary BUT THEN 04/15/2012: twelve days later, micced up on the ice, ilya rozanov is clearly heard yelling at scott hunter (hockey's chief zaddy and proud recipient of an extremely one-sided beef with our problematic fav rozanov), try that again, superKilious asshole WHAT DOES IT MEAN? did shane and ilya both get the same word-a-day calendar for christmas? is ilya deliberately mocking shane in the most roundabout way possible? OORRRRR did ilya learn the word, mispronunciation and all, from shane? 2) THE ROBUST INCIDENT [read more]
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