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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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No matter what it took, no matter how hard she’d have to train or how cleverly she’d have to hide herself—
Akari intended on escaping Konoha. She was not going to die with the Uchiha, that she swore.
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Reincarnating into an Uchiha is all great and dandy except for the minor issue that they're all going to get massacred in less than a decade. With her foreknowledge, Akari decides that the best course of action for a no-name daughter of two chunin is, in fact, not to try and fight the world's strongest shinobi and/or try to depose the shadow government of the hidden leaf. Instead, she decides that she's going to get the hell out of Konoha.
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Essentially an Uchiha character decides that she'd rather just nope out instead of deal with all this bs.- Language:
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It began the day she poisoned the daimyō, and then everything got out of hand.
In a world full of people with god like powers and unnatural skills, no one would expect a former concubine to be the one attempting to pull the strings. Kamui would be the first to acknowledge she was in way over her head, but at least the man with the pretty red eyes seems to know what he's doing.
(Spoiler Alert: He doesn’t.)
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