10 Works by ThatWeirdGuyWithIssues
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Ford is found out by his father, and is kicked out. Now he and his boyfriend, Louis, are left to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 2 of The Brainiac and the Knight
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Here at Backupsmore University, nothing makes any fucking sense. Especially for someone like Stanford Pines.
After Ford catches the eye of a particular library hand, things make even less sense— until they make more sense than ever.
(Also this is a rewrite/repost of a work that I published like 2 years ago, if you happen to recognize it.)
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- Part 1 of The Brainiac and the Knight
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An old girlfriend of Stan's just so happens to be one of the secret agents put on his case when investigating the portal. Sent along with Agent Powers and Trigger was Colonel Diamonds. Luckily for Stan (even if he might not recognize her initially), her loyalties still lie with him, not with the agency.
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Ethan rises from his calcified remians to find he is not the only one who comes back to life. Now he has to tackle the reality of finding Rose, and finding his footing again. Luckily, Karl Heisenberg is on his side for real this time, and is kind enough to give him a roof over his head and food to eat. It’s possibe too, that they are not the only ones rising from the ashes.
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Crowley is trying to move on from everything that happened… but Aziraphale comes to him for help.
SEASON 2 SPOILERS WERE ALL CRYING AND GOOGLING SEASON 3 EVERY FUCKING DAY
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Inventions and the Early Days of Earth by ThatWeirdGuyWithIssues
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2023
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“I’ve invented something!” Crawley waved a hand as he sauntered in.
“I love it when you do that,” Satan smiled, gesturing for him to continue.
“Now look, it’s not exactly evil,” he prefaced. “Just something handy I cooked up— you’ll like this,” he grinned at the eager man. Then, turning his back, his invention of the hair swung a little with momentum as it presented to the devil. “It’s called a braid.”
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Invented by Crawley, improved on by Aziraphale, and now refined by Satan. Crawley decided he liked Earthly inventions.Series
- Part 4 of For the love of Satan (au)
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"You think you can really stop it?" God asked.
Satan in the form of a human shrugged, "I have help."
"You have a one angel, and one demon," she said airily, as if she'd already won.
"It's help. They can do it. Even if you only pop by to keep your little angel in check without even talking to him," he grumbled.
"He's really your angel now, isn't he?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Don't look at me like that," Satan warned, "Aziraphale likes their status, don't take it away. They've been perfectly loyal to you."
She didn't seem convinced, "mhm."Series
- Part 3 of For the love of Satan (au)
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Satan was surprised when his phone rang. He didn't look. He just picked it up. "Yeah?" he answered simply.
"Is this um... Luthor Young?" a man asked.
"You got 'im," he smiled at his human name.
"Claire’s in labor. She told me to call this number."
The devil's heart beat, tired, withered sinew fusing and healing as he thought of his son. "Where are you? Can I come to see the baby?" He grinned. Once he was there, he would sabotage the switch. He had a plan to use his glowing stare on the nuns and then—
"Y-you left your lights on," the man told someone.
"Has it started yet?"
Crowley.
Satan smiled.Series
- Part 2 of For the love of Satan (au)
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This was not the place for a woman in labor. Claire writhed and screamed as her belly lurched and burned, feeling more like a victim in the movie “Alien” than someone in natural childbirth. Like her baby would burst through her at any second. The gurney burst through another corridor into a large room that looked too dirty to be a delivery room. Still, it had an outdated hospital bed that was undoubtedly for delivery.
It can’t have been a second longer, and a man impossibly tall and large burst into the room.
“Wh-where am I?” She demanded.
The tall man cracked a smile, “honey,” he said in a thick, familiar voice, “you’re in hell.” Something told her that this was not a joke, not a figure of speech, but that this man was telling the truth.Series
- Part 1 of For the love of Satan (au)
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Your boyfriend and research partner, Ford, has been acting really strange lately. You're about to find out why. Unbeknownst to you, Ford has met Bill Cipher, a dream demon trying to use your partner to cause the literal apocalypse.
Ford doesn't want you to meet Bill, but the demon has other plans. He needs something from you, and he intends to get it.
No matter what it takes.