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    talk about it by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    08 May 2024

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    This is not the way things have been before. Harvey, gathering you into his arms and pressing you down, pressing into you deep, is not how this usually goes. His grip in your hair, his grip on your thigh - all of it is overwhelming and good and you feel nothing but a cool wave of contentment as you find yourself nodding.

    "Let me take care of you, darlin'."

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    smut | plot | GRIDBALL | smut

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    You're Not in Kansas Anymore, Dean Winchester by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    26 Nov 2015

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    (Canon up to Season 6 - alternate timeline to date.) Chuck has handed over the mantel of God to Dean Winchester. He has the power, the angels, he's not quite ready for the throne yet, thanks... and he's got Cas. He isn't doing too bad at the job, but it's getting a little overwhelming. He's having memories of people that he doesn't remember ever meeting. He's beginning to lose himself to the power that he wields. He might even be accidentally causing his loved ones to drift away from him. It sucks.

    Castiel thinks that he's losing Dean. He starts to doubt his place at his side. So perhaps he does something very foolish... but certainly he can trust the Scribe ... the Word of God?

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    What's in the Box, Dean Winchester? What's in the Box!? by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    27 Nov 2014

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    (Canon up to Season 6 - alternate timeline to date.) There are some things Dean Winchester knows for sure about his current life. He loves his angel and his brother and his family of choice. (Even though Balthazar's a snooty little douche-nugget. The Grim Reaper is a flighty friend, at best. And Gabriel is about to drive everyone up the wall with his obsession for getting into Sam's pants.)

    There are some things Dean Winchester knows for sure about his future. He will always have Cas and his brother at his side, even in the afterlife. He'll one day have the world of humanity and a whole host of angel dickbags under his charge. And he's apparently destined for Celestial Greatness. (Trademark. Copyright. Yay. Thanks for that, Chuck. Please note the deadpan sarcastic delivery.)

    And then... there are some things that Dean Winchester doesn't have a flippin' clue about. Why is Crowley suddenly so willing to be buddy-buddy with him? How many wings can one man realistically have? Where the hell is Adam? Who the frick is Abaddon? And what's in the GODDAMN BOX!?! ........ maybe he should have left that last one alone.

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    04 Mar 2020

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    Death Comes for Mr. Winchester. (Or just, perhaps, for a really excellent slice of pie.) by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    15 Oct 2013

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    SEASON 6 AU - Dean was pretty used to weird shit happening to him by now. Really, after you've been used as a weapon for God, saved the world, died, come back and then been told by the Almighty himself that the future of Heaven is in your hands ... what can really surprise you anymore? Okay, so ... maybe the two massive sets of wings he's recently acquired shocked him a bit. And early morning visits from the horseman of Death can be a tad off-putting. He really didn't foresee the Gabriel lusting after Sammy issue before it smacked him in the face, either. Then of course, Crowley suddenly being able to control Death's reapers kinda sucks, as does his perpetual boner for trying to snuff Dean from existence. So yeah. Basically he's pretty screwed. Although visiting the Texas State Fair was fun. (Even if it was in 1982. And he was with Death.) But hey, the corn-dogs were freaking delicious, so ... bonus!!!

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    Dean Winchester's Home for Wayward Angels by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    14 Nov 2012

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    The war in Heaven was over and the world was right again. As right as it could be, anyway, considering there were still all manner of monsters and assholes scurrying free across its surface. The All Mighty Father had finally shown his face and cleaned up his mess. Of course, his version of cleaning had been using Dean Winchester as the mighty Swiffer of destruction in Heaven, but hey … it all ended up okay, right?

    Only now... Dean finds himself with a houseful of angels that are apparently his, a burgeoning relationship that he as NO IDEA what to do with, and Crowley sneaking about in the shadows. Oh... did he mention that he can somehow heal plants on accident and maybe fix the cracks in plaster by staring at them? Yeah, well... there's that.

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    04 Mar 2020