TheLavenderLoser



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    On a side street in the Lower East Side, Infernal Iron Tattoo and Waterdeep Floristry face each other. There’s also a deli. It’s not very good.

    Tav has scrapped her way through her twenties to finally have a life she can be proud of: she co-owns her own tattoo studio with her best friend, she wears what she wants and does what she wants, and she even has enough money to get good coffee most of the time.

    Is she happy? Yes.

    Does the very existence she’s worked so hard to earn make her completely incompatible with the beautiful, buttoned-up florist across the street? Also yes. Unfortunately, it doesn’t make her want him any less.

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    “What in the Nine?” Zar breathed. Gale came behind him and circled his waist with his arms, kissing the back of his neck.

    “It’s a simulacrum,” He answered, “A perfect illusory duplicate of me, who moves and acts according to my wishes. It can do everything I can do, and it doesn’t disappear until I dismiss it or until something destroys it, so we don’t have to worry about our fun being cut short.” He nuzzled at Zar’s neck, fingers rubbing little circles on his hipbones over his clothes.

    Zar touched the simulacrum again. It felt slightly cooler to the touch than Gale. The simulacrum took Zar’s hand and brought it to his lips, placing an open-mouthed kiss against his palm with a cheeky wink.

    “Sune’s tits, Gale. Are you suggesting what I think you are?” He asked, incredulously.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    A retelling.

    “How … likely is it we can chalk this up to a naughty dream?”

    Dropping her hands to her lap, she squints at him. “Well, now that you’ve said it—not very likely.”

    He’s still half on her bedroll where’s she’d left him, propped up on one arm, other hand massaging at his throat. It takes her a while to process the wariness in his eyes—a length of time where her silent observation of him only seems to heighten his unease.

    Just to be thorough, she briefly touches her fingers to either side of her throat. When she feels only smooth skin, she sighs again, shaking her head.

    “… What are you going to do?” Astarion asks in a low and quiet voice, evidently having followed her—soundlessly in the way she knows he can be when he wants to. “What are you … What are you going to tell them?”

    Last Edited: April 18, 2025 (punctuation, some typos, and so many missed capital 'H's iykyk)

    Rated for graphic depictions of Violence, Trauma, Trauma-related subjects, Sex and a potentially triggering sexual encounter.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    The events of this story take place 50 years after the events of the end of the game. You have been living with Astarion for 50 years and in that time you have been going on countless adventures. Along the way, the two of you bought and built a house in Baldur's Gate that barely gets used due to Astarion not wanting to sit still for too long. It is after one of these adventures that you convince him to stay longer than a few days and how else are you to fill the time? After a magical night together and some much needed rest and relaxation suddenly your one month vacation turns into something more permanent when you find out your carrying a lot more than love for Astarion, you’re carrying his child.
    This chapter contains smut and fluff.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Set post game. On the one year anniversary of killing Cazador, Spawn Astarion and Ascendant Astarion swap bodies.

    In one reality, a living Elara struggles to give Astarion back the sun while coping with his newly possessive behavior. In the other, Astarion has to face what the ascended version of him has done as he tries to find a way back to his world.

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