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Jinx's Failproof Professional Guide to Motherhood. (And Revolution.) by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jan 2025
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Jinx thought that after having gone through three fathers and one mother that she would know how to look after the kid. Turns out, however, losing parents does not equivalate to being able to take care of children.
But hey, she was trying. So, as she followed her sister-turned-bluebelly through Zaun she was able to get started on a list of things a kid needed.
And thus, Jinx’ failproof professional guide to (parenting) babysitting was born.
#1 Kids eat a lot.
#2 Kids need toys otherwise you become one.
#3 Kids need attention.
#4 Kids needed to be protected.
#5 Isha liked Jinx’s hair.
#6 Don’t call kids mean names.
#7 Don’t slap kids in the face.
#8 Don’t abandon said kid to fuck your pig girlfriend.Ok, so maybe it was more of a checklist and maybe the last three were Jinx projecting a little bit, but her knowledge of raising an ankle biter was limited to faint memories of her mom, an ex-revolutionist, and a crime lord.
But hey! If Silco and Vander could raise Jinx how hard could babysitting Isha it be?
The answer was very.
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Jinx owes Sevika a new deck of cards. by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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Jinx left Isha with Sevika while she had to go visit someone. Isha is very into this 'poker' game Sevika is showing her.
Takes place during chapter 4 of 'Jinx's failsafe professional guide to motherhood. (and revolution)'
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My soul is in ashes. (But metal won't burn.) by TheMinionMan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Dec 2024
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Jinx screamed more than she ever screamed before, more than when purple poison seeped into her veins, every cell within her reborn in inhuman glory, more than when her sister threw Powder into a well and Jinx was born to break her fall. A birth filled with hate and pain and terror -and PLEASE DONT LEVE ME! She cried and screamed, the shattered pieces of her heart that a golden-eyed girl stitched together unraveled into nothing. She screamed as the child that was the air in her lungs melted away like wax beneath that arcane light.
-And shimmer burned in her veins, as a boy shattered time!Children of Zaun had no constants. Not parents, not clean water, not air, and most definitely not food. Vi was no different. Her mother’s eyes, wide and empty, so impossibly still that Vi had refused to believe it was real. But no matter how much she lied to herself she knew it was true. Her parents were dead.
-And fear became her first companion.Or.
Jinx is not doing well, Ekko left behind a perfect world, and Singed is committing more war crimes.
Content warning: There is attempted suicide and mentions of child death.Series
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I'll rearrange the stars to lead you home. by TheMinionMan
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jan 2025
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Short stories set in "Jinx's failsafe professional guide to motherhood. (and Revolution)" universe.
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My soul is in ashes. (But metal won't burn.) by TheMinionMan
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Dec 2024
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Orion in the Sky by thatonerandom
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Percy has held up the sky for longer than any mortal can endure. He is no exception.
Hurt is administered, comfort is given, loyalty is won, and debts are repaid.
Bookmarked by TheMinionMan
21 May 2026
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I Became Illya and Got Summoned by Kirei Kotomine?! by Dhestrya
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Zero, Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA
23 May 2026
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Huh? How did taking an afternoon nap suddenly lead to getting transported to another world? And I turned into Illya?
Well, becoming a loli isn't that big of a deal, but why do I have to fight in a Holy Grail War?!
And what even IS the Holy Grail War anyway? Can someone please explain?!
"I am one of the participants in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kirei Kotomine. Please tell me your true name, Assassin."
The priest uncle standing before me, who looked pretty decent, asked this question.
Although I had no idea what was going on, the little loli still responded politely:
"H-Hello... My name is Illyasviel... Oh, by the way, Uncle... do you... provide meals here?"
In short, this is a story about the Mapo Tofu Priest summoning Illya as an Assassin-class servant~ It's about a well-behaved (cunning) Illya who works hard to help her Master~
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14 Apr 2026
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Name Your Price by CaptainRisu
Fandoms: Toaru Majutsu no Index | A Certain Magical Index, Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun
13 Mar 2026
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Everyone has lines they can't cross.
Mikoto's stopped short of actual murder; although certain individuals toed around it as if they were performing a balancing act. But she knew that much about herself.
The real mystery was where exactly did Accelerator draw his.
Chapter 4.5 of Hate Me. Find Me. Trust Me.
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- Part 2 of We Could Have Been (Something Different)
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19 Mar 2026
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Percy Jackson is an absolute failure of a hero, he finished his first quest with luck and on the second got half of the crew killed. If the fates have their way this pattern will continue, if Nike has her way then she'll totally win that bet with Poseidon. Really how bad at being a hero could a demigod be? You know what it doesn't matter she's the goddess of victory, this sea spawn will be totally tubular by the end of the week.
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15 Mar 2026
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The Boy had much he'd rather leave behind; all it did was weigh him down, more so than his equipment. But the ghosts of the past won't be shaken so easily, and they'll call to him until he is ready to face his punishment.
Bookmarked by TheMinionMan
14 Mar 2026