TheOneAndOnceGauderio



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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    (t4t gego!) Geto who works at an adult goods store and Gojo who comes in red-faced and mumbling, buying increasingly larger dildos each time.
    Geto then offers to show Gojo his personal cursed inventory of toys, much to the secret virgin’s horrified delight.

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    12 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    Satoru Gojo has always worn his scent of rosé champagne and roses like a diamond crown: unreachable, expensive, and lethal to any mediocre Alpha. After years of raising Megumi on his own and dealing with "manchildren" who needed a mother instead of a partner, Satoru accepted that Alphas were, by definition, stupid. Until he met Suguru Geto.

    One party, one expired condom, and a positive result on a cheap plastic stick later, Satoru finds himself dealing with morning sickness, cravings for star-shaped chips, and the absolute terror of having found the only Alpha who isn't an idiot


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    16 Jul 2026

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    “How does he fuck you?” Yuji settled on eventually. Megumi’s surprised expression almost made him laugh, if not for the seriousness of his question. He wanted to know.

    Megumi blinked. “Yuji that’s… why does that matter?”

    Yuji leaned forward. “Because I know without a doubt I did it better.”


    Yuji really doesn’t like Megumi’s boyfriend. So, of course, he chooses to do something about it.

    ( fic where megumi dates someone else, and jealous yuji comes into play. )

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Megumi bunches the clothes up in his hands, presses his untainted wrists into the damp fabric. He wishes for it to stay, as he slowly pulls away to send everything into the washing machine to change their scents anew. His face is flushed and his hair askew. He runs a hand over his face to ground himself a little, shame running through him like ice cold water in replacement of his hot blood.

    Something about Yuji's scent drives him absolutely crazy.
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    Blood, iron, has a savory taste if Yuji had to pick. Sweet and sour are far from it, though it carries the same excitement when it hits his tongue. Spice doesn't apply either, as it doesn't hurt his mouth in any way. It pleasantly coats the cavity of his mouth.

    And bitter would have the characteristic of an acquired taste. Megumi is not.

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    Megumi has Hyperosmia. Yuji has Hypergeusia. Their attachment to each other takes a darker turn.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “Do you think I’m a bad person?”

    Satoru sighs. He combs fingers through silky black strands, where he’s already pulled it free from all knots. He takes awhile to answer, and then, he says:

    “Wanna know a secret? It’s kind of horrible.”

    Suguru seems confused, a little out of it. He whispers back “Sure.”

    Satoru looks at him meaningfully, and says,

    “I don’t care.”

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    Or: It took some time, for Satoru to get over himself enough to see his best friend spiralling. Shoko cracks open the windows to Suguru's stuffy room and makes them lunch and thinks maybe late is better than never.

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    25 May 2026