TheSluttyOstrich
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
$20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.- Language:
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14 Mar 2026
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“And you are–,” Armand pauses, as though searching for words. Finally settles on… “Safe.”
The implications in that one word. Daniel’s near certain the kid doesn’t mean safe as in a safe bet, a sure thing. He means that he feels safe. And the fact that the kid is finding safety here of all places– in an old journalist’s arms, in his own professor’s bed, without any defined relationship. Is he speaking about emotional safety? Or is he speaking about physical safety?
Daniel’s afraid it’s the latter.
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18 Feb 2026
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“Our original anniversary, Daniel,” Armand says, kissing him again, “is the fourth of September, nineteen-seventy-three.”
Daniel grabs his hips, stilling him where he’s been gently grinding. “Hang on a sec.”
Armand sits up, a little peeved, his hands on Daniel’s chest, blinking down at him. “What?”
“You consider that to be our anniversary?” Daniel asks, huffing a disbelieving laugh.
“Well, yes. That was the day we met after all. Although technically you could say it was the night before, when I saw you in Polynesian Mary’s and you looked at me like I was something to eat but—”
Daniel presses two fingers to Armand’s lips to halt his rambling. “The night you took over my body and started torturing me? That’s our anniversary?”
Armand sticks his tongue out and licks his fingers. Daniel curses and pulls them away, but out of surprise, as opposed to disgust. Armand knows that Daniel rather enjoys it when he licks him.
“Our original anniversary, yes,” Armand confirms. “Although, we have many.”
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- Part 7 of Devil's Minion Propaganda
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05 Sep 2025
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i get off on you (getting off on me) by juststarthetape
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Jul 2025
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Daniel is beyond fucking tired of being on tour. Armand shows up and things get interesting.
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Daniel and Armand fuck nasty in the green room at one of Lestat’s concerts.
(Title from I Get Off by Halestorm.)
Bookmarked by TheSluttyOstrich
17 Jul 2025
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My God, Make Me in Your Image by SolarArmageddon
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
25 Jun 2025
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“Ya know, for somebody who waited damn near 50 years to actually be with me, you sure are fucking impatient.” Daniel hissed, grinding his hips into the swell of Armand’s ass, his balls sticking uncomfortably to the cold skin beneath him—because, unlike his maker, he was happy to overindulge, even if that meant having to clean up four bodies, three of which were drained by him alone. That would leave any guy, dead or alive, sweating their ass off. It didn’t help that he’d had his lover sat on his dick for the last hour and a half.
Armand laughed, sharp and smug, his fangs dropping, “It’s because I waited damn near 50 years for you that I have no more patience; you are mine, beloved, my first and only child, and I will have you when I see fit.” He smirked, wrapping his legs around Daniel’s hips in an attempt to pull him impossibly closer.
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Armand cockwarms Daniel while he works. He gets impatient; gorey sex and blue balls ensue.
Bookmarked by TheSluttyOstrich
26 Jun 2025