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find that dappled dream of yours (come on back and see me when you can) by The_Blonde
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 May 2024
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“Dan first saw Phil in a tiny museum in Manchester, folded to his knees in front of a painting that Dan was there to steal, a painting that Dan had clutched to his chest in a basement while he broke Phil’s heart, a painting that he kept in a flat in Camden, a painting that he returned while he broke his own heart, a painting that they now have a copy of in their hallway. I know this story PJ tells him. Everyone knows this story, Phil said it in his speech at the engagement party. Which is true, even though maybe some key details in the middle had been left out.”
Or: Art Thief Dans and Modern Rome (in the ceiling).
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- Part 4 of do what you gotta do
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something about you that i will always recognise by The_Blonde
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
07 Apr 2024
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Alex blinks, swoop of eyelashes like a butterfly wing. "Dude, you live on an enchanted island that you try to avoid leaving and a council sends random guys every few months to see if one of them is worthy of being chosen to stay with you. Which they never are. You’re pretty, blonde, blue eyed, and you have a cute magical animal friend. How are you not seeing this?”
Or: Henry has spent a huge amount of time trying to protect his magical island, his magical best friend and his magical (slightly broken) heart, which doesn’t leave much time for other distractions. Until, Alex.
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Generational Sin by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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“Who did this to you?” he seethes, barely recognizing his own voice as blood pounds in his ears.
Shane doesn’t answer. Just shakes his head as he stumbles forward, crashing into Ilya with what little strength he has left.
Ilya’s arms come up immediately to hold him, to cradle him in the circle of his arms. But the question remains on his lips, and he repeats it, the words still laced with venom. “Who did this to you?”
“I don’t want to tell you,” he says. “You’ll kill him.”
“You are fucking right, I will kill him,” Ilya says, his hand coming up to wipe a bead of blood from Shane’s face.
“I’m not worth that,” Shane responds, and Ilya immediately wants to counter that he’s worth all of that and more. There’s nothing that even remotely compares. And anyone who dares to do so much as lay a finger on Shane Hollander will have to answer to him and the wrath of everything he has at his disposal.
“Shane,” he says, softer this time, hoping maybe a shift in tone will lead him to what he needs. “Who did this?”
Shane pulls back slightly, his face devastated as he says, “Your brother.”
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A mafia AU
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15 Feb 2026
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i was hopin' you would come through, it's true by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jan 2026
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A memory springs to mind: two weeks ago, drunk on Hayden's couch, curled up with Jackie. His voice, soft and quiet, heartbroken with desire, wavering through words about the impossibility of wanting. About the greed that rises in him. About how he clings so badly when he's around Rozanov that all of his common sense falls to the wayside.
Jackie's voice, rising through the dim gray, as Hayden had snored next to them. All it takes is one of you to make a move, she'd said, their hands laced together, her head on his shoulder. Something's gotta give eventually.
“I—” Shane starts, before pausing. He thinks he's going to throw up. He thinks that they got it right all those years ago, with it's the hope that kills you. He thinks he has to be brave enough for the both of them, to actually ask, and he's so fucking scared, but he can't let Rozanov's quiet offer of something go unanswered—he'll regret it for the rest of his life if he doesn't take a chance. “Ilya.”
OR: Shane wants, despite how badly he pretends otherwise.
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- Part 14 of heated rivalry masterlist
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08 Feb 2026
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find light in the beautiful sea by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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“Ilya,” he breathes into Shane's open, slightly panting mouth. Shane jostles their position, pointing his thumb at his own chest in an exaggerated manner.
“Shane,” he replies. Quietly, like it's a request, not a statement. Ilya's eyes gentle, and he kisses Shane's nose.
“Shane.”
Or: another "Shane stays post-tuna melt scene" fic.
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07 Feb 2026
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oh comely by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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...I guess I should just say it. I was wondering if you'd—”
“I think we should stop seeing each other.”
“—like to come to my cottage this summer.”
The plate slips from Shane's hand and shatters on the kitchen floor.
Or: Shane doesn't get injured that night Montreal plays Boston. Ilya follows through on his plan to break things off with him. Well, he tries, at least.
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07 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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