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    Vi's just woken up from a major surgery and is still addled by drugs.

    She has an angel by her bedside. Powder is losing her shit.

     
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    A maniacal laughter, then rustling as Powder reached for the phone in her jacket, "Hold on, I have to record this shit. The boys are going to lose it."

    The goddess sighed exasperatedly and massaged her temples; concern and amusement were warring inside her. Vi just continued her tirade.

    "Would you want to get coffee with me sometime?" Her cadence was so slow, Caitlyn found it adorable.

    "Only if you're single, of course."

    Caitlyn thought it'd be best to finally answer her, but Powder beat her to it. 

    "Not everyone is a girl kisser, sis."

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    Robin tries not to think about it.
     
    She remembers a time not that long ago when she’d look at another girl the way she thinks Will looked at Mike at that stupid barbecue and her heart aches for him, and for her past self.
     
    Aches and aches and aches.
     
    But it’s fine, because she’s not thinking about it.  

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    Something's up with Will. Robin's sure of it. She wants to help. She can see how scared he is, how lonely. She knew that feeling, before she and Nancy fell in love and all that. It doesn't matter that she's too chicken to tell anybody they're together. It's fine. It's great. She's just worried about Will.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Vi loved the holidays.

    The snow, the lights, decorating the tree while festive music played on Vander’s old record player, shaking wrapped gift boxes to try to figure out what was inside, dancing sock-footed in the kitchen, a little drunk off spiked hot chocolate…Vi loved it all.

    The holidays always made the house feel warm in a way it didn’t the rest of the year, even though that made no fucking sense because she was around the same goddamn people through the whole year.

    But this year…she got to share the holidays with Caitlyn.

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    The Knockout Holiday MiniFic! There will be fluff, there will be useless lesbians, there will be the conspiring of fate and the author and also a significant amount of holiday magic!

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    “I feel like you have a problem with me, Benny.”

    “My name is Bernard, and yes, I do. Just not the one you’re probably thinking.”

    “What? You were hoping I’d be a man? You think only dudes can do this job, and not some lesb—”

    ”No one here cares that Santa is a lesbian.”

    Vi’s steps faltered. ”How did you—”

    ”You asked a woman in Piltover if she’d requested a ’soft butch service top’ for Christmas. The entire magical Christmas network heard it, because apparently the magic thought that was important information to share. Poor form for Santa to flirt with a gift recipient, by the way.” Bernard glanced back over his shoulder, one eyebrow raised. ”That is, if you can call that flirting. Oh, and for the record, I’m a trans man in an eight-person polycule, so I’m literally the last person who’ll give a shirt about who you love.”

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    The Santa Clause AU where Vi puts on the suit and becomes the new Santa

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    25 Dec 2025

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    “Speaking of chaos,” Mike began, his voice trailing off slightly as he looked at the two of them. “My friends… uh, they saw you guys leaving school together on Thursday.”

    Nancy raised an eyebrow. “And?”

    “And they made it a whole thing,” Mike said, gesturing vaguely. “They were asking questions, and I didn’t know what to say.”

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    Nancy and Robin have been dating for years, and Mike's friends have no idea.

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    02 Dec 2025