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Archduke of Demonic Cultivation by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
10 Feb 2026
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Once, there were three kingdoms on the brink of war.
It wasn’t always like this, of course. Remus remembers a time when the three kingdoms lived in harmony; when they trained each other's students and came to each other’s aid and worked together to keep each other’s kingdoms safe.
Remus also remembers the summer when everything changed. How could he not remember that summer?
It was the same summer he met Logan Centauri.
(or: the Untamed/MDZS AU that nobody asked for.)
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The Laws of Thermodynamics by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat for NoesisMia
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Cartoon Therapy (Web Series)
27 May 2023
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The laws of thermodynamics define a group of physical quantities, such as temperature, energy, and entropy, that characterize thermodynamic systems in thermodynamic equilibrium. Traditionally, thermodynamics has recognized three fundamental laws, simply named by an ordinal identification, the first law, the second law, and the third law.
(or: Logan’s life is scheduled down to the minute. Wake up, go teach, go home, sleep. Rinse and repeat. He’s given up all hope of ever leaving his tiny hometown. He is perfectly content with his quiet, predictable, (boring) life. But then his old high school crush comes back to town and, like a whirlwind, upsets every single aspect of his precariously balanced life… and Logan realizes that maybe he isn’t quite so content after all.)
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And then he got to the kitchen, and was hit by yet another awful realization. None of the appliances in his kitchen would work with no electricity. He had absolutely no means with which he could heat water for his tea.
And that was the moment Logan decided he hated his life.
(or: Logan's power goes out in the night, ruining his entire day. Fortunately, the campus coffee shop has hot water... and more.)
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Hiya Janus! Sorry I’ve been away for so long! I’ve just been having such a good time over here, I decided to stay longer. But I’m coming home now! I’ll see you soon! :)
Janus deleted the text with a sharp jab, practiced enough that he didn’t crack his screen this time.
“I barely noticed you were gone,” he hissed to the empty room. It was a lie, of course. Most words that slipped free of his tongue were lies. “I’ll see you… or I won’t. Whatever.”
(or: Patton returns home after a long vacation. Janus wonders why he even bothered. Adapted from The Ballad of Love and Hate by the Avett Brothers.)
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It was not often these days that Janus returned to the forest. It was so rare, in fact, that he had stopped thinking of it as “his” forest. And did he really have the right to call it “his” anymore, when it had been nearly a year spent living amongst the humans?
(or: drawn by feelings of homesickness, Janus ventures into the forest.)
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- Part 8 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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Virgil had, over the years, developed a very finely-honed sense for shenanigans.
(or: Roman and Remus learn that Janus has never tasted lemon before. It's too good a prank opportunity to pass up.)
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- Part 7 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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By the Milk-Light of Moon by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
31 Oct 2022
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Patton looked up from the tray of cookies he was frosting, a mix of confusion and distress on his face at Janus’ words. “You don’t get it? But didn’t you ever do this as a kid?”
“I wasn’t a kid for very long, Patton,” Janus huffed. He was more amused than annoyed. “But no, I think I’d remember a night exclusively dedicated to sweets.”
Patton laughed, and shook his head. “It’s not all just sweets,” he said. “I mean, yeah that’s the most important part as a kid, I guess. But Hallow’s Eve is about more than that.”
(or: Janus celebrates his first Hallow's Eve with his new family.)
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- Part 6 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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Remus was standing just inside the room, having eased the door shut behind him to keep out light from the rest of the house. He was holding a tray of what smelled like chicken noodle soup. Janus said, “That had better be for me.”
Remus laughed. “No, I was going it sit here and eat in front of you like a menace,” he said. “Yeah, it’s for you.”
(or: Remus takes care of an injured Janus. Somehow, Janus still manages to take care of him, too.)
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- Part 5 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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Janus blamed himself.
He knew better than anyone in the house how dangerous it was, having him around. Not because he might hurt one of them, but because he was valuable. And there were hunters out there who made a living on the argument that, no matter how much human a monster might have in them, monsters were monsters.
(or: when Janus is kidnapped by poachers, his new family stops at nothing to bring him back home.)
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- Part 4 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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His door eased open, and Virgil nearly leaped out of his skin.
Because he’d forgotten. He’d fucking forgotten about Janus.
(or: Virgil has dealt with his panic attacks quietly and alone up until now. Janus won't let him do that any longer.)
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- Part 3 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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“It’s just. You’ve been real quiet lately? And like, kinda mopey?”
“Mopey?” Janus said incredulously. “I do not mope.”
“You super do,” Remus said. He leaned over and poked Janus a few times in the stomach, until Janus’ frown broke into a grin and he swatted away Remus’ hand. “You were following me around the garden yesterday and just laying in the dirt. I saw like three squirrels and you didn’t chase a single one.”
“I don’t chase squirrels!”
“You definitely do-”
“That was one time-”
(or: Janus hasn't lived among humans since he was turned into a werewolf so many years ago. But this human... well, he's special.)
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- Part 2 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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Dear Fellow Traveler by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Cartoon Therapy (Web Series)
02 Sep 2022
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Remy, disillusioned with music after his band's sudden surge of internet fame, is desperate for a reprieve from all the scrutiny. Janus, betrayed and heartbroken, just wants to go somewhere with absolutely zero chance of running into the man he needs to fall out of love with.
Cue HomeExchange.com.
(or: the Holiday AU that exactly one person asked for.)
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Janus wondered if, in another, kinder universe, he might have been rescued.
There was one time he thought he'd come close. There had been chaos in the lab, shouting and running. He'd heard voices too, voices that did not belong to the white-coated scientists. But then he'd been dragged into a van and taken to another lab by the scientists he hated so much, and he never heard those voices again.
He'd stopped hoping after that.
(or: In this universe, nobody rescues Janus. A story retold.)
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- Part 3 of A Light for the Lost (Gifted AU)
- Part 17 of In Every Life, In Every Universe (Dukeceit One-Shots)
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A Little Moonshine Ain't No Sin by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Aug 2022
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"I can start getting things set up over here if you wanted to mic the actors?" Patton offered. "Thomas is with Remy in wardrobe right now, and Nico is with Emile in make-up.”
"Sweet, works for me." Remus paused, glancing off toward where the camera department was setting up. "I'll stop by the camera team, too. I haven't met the cam op yet."
(or: Maybe not the best idea to piss off the hottest guy on the film set within five minutes of meeting him. A story retold from Remus' perspective.)
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- Part 2 of Film Set AU
- Part 16 of In Every Life, In Every Universe (Dukeceit One-Shots)
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Can't Raise Hell With a Saint by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
18 Aug 2022
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Ok, so in hindsight, maybe it was, in fact, incredibly obvious that his favorite restaurant was a front for the mob.
(or: Remus finds a good restaurant run by a hot guy, and he never questions why the restaurant always seems to be completely empty.)
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I've Sunshine Enough to Spread by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
17 Aug 2022
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Janus' next exam wasn’t for another two hours, which was exactly the amount of time he needed to drive off campus, buy himself a coffee, and cry in his car for an hour and fifteen minutes, and then be back in time for that exam.
(or: Janus is having a terrible day, but he's holding it together pretty well, he thinks. The cute guy at the Starbucks, however, disagrees.)
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For My Flesh Had Turned to Fur by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
16 Aug 2022
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There was a human in his woods.
Normally, Janus didn't bother worrying about a stray human here and there. A busy trade road skirted the edges of the woodlands where he made his home; it was hardly unusual for a few to wander in to hunt a desperate meal or children daring each other to go in against their parents' orders. But these woods boasted a well-earned reputation and inevitably, the humans rushed back to the road as quickly as possible.
This one, though...
(or: Humans aren't usually dumb enough to wander into a werewolf's territory. And unfortunately for Janus, this one doesn't seem like he has plans to leave any time soon.)
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- Part 13 of In Every Life, In Every Universe (Dukeceit One-Shots)
- Part 1 of Furr 'Verse (Medieval Fantasy AU)
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Their friendship was inevitable. Or at least, that’s what Remus tells himself, because he would rather believe that than imagine what his life might have been like had he never met Janus.
(or: Remus has been in love with Janus for so long it hurts. He has no idea that Janus loves him back.)
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The Light That Gave You Glory by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
14 Aug 2022
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“It’s only four days,” Remus said gently. “You’ll be back home in no time.”
“Four days in Kansas is an eternity.” Janus whined. “And I’m missing your birthday, I feel terrible-”
“Uh-uh, nope, Jan we talked about this. It’s ok. We can celebrate when you get back. You gotta focus on your presentation.”
“I know, I know, I just,” Janus rubbed his eyes. They were prickling, and he was not going to cry in the hotel lobby, damnit! “I just love you. So much.”
(or: Janus has to travel for work, and misses Remus' birthday. They make do.)
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- Part 4 of Plant Parents Dukeceit
- Part 11 of In Every Life, In Every Universe (Dukeceit One-Shots)
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Here They Played Out Their Peaceful Lives by ThreeCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
08 May 2022
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“A bit to the left.”
Remus slid the shelf over slightly. The swivel chair he was balanced on wobbled precariously. Janus winced, but pretended not to notice.
“There?”
“Mm.” Janus took another step back, cramming himself against the pile of yet-to-unpack boxes behind him. “Bit more.”(or: Janus and Remus settle into their new apartment. Pure domestic fluff.)
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- Part 3 of Plant Parents Dukeceit
- Part 10 of In Every Life, In Every Universe (Dukeceit One-Shots)