Time_bastard
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Alone With Your Thoughts At A Loud Party by Time_bastard
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
22 Aug 2026
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Teddy never liked going to huge parties. But when Jenny had asked him, he just couldn't say no.
The work is short, and it's mostly internal monologue, but it's something cute about Ted and his feelings for Jenny back in high school/college.
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Your Kiss Will Always Heal Me by Time_bastard
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
24 Apr 2026
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Curt and Owen return to their hotel room after a mission, but Curt's been too stubborn to talk to Owen about the wound he got while out there. Owen won't let it go. His partner is hurt because of some stupid choices and it's annoying, but he still cares so much about that bloody idiot.
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE DESCRIPTIONS OF VOMITING OR STAB WOUNDS!
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Fuck Around and Find Out by Time_bastard for LokiMaybe
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
25 Mar 2026
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Pete suspects his brother might be up to something strange and decides to go full detective mode with his friends to find out what that something might be. Little did he know he would be meeting Ted's new boyfriend by doing so.
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- Part 2 of The Carbastard agenda
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Tony Green doesn't go out to drink on his own a lot. He had his son and the body shop to keep him busy and prevent him from entering a bar and getting absolutely wasted, only to wake up with the worst hangover of his life. But this one time he decided to try it out again, he managed to run into one of the most handsome human beings in town.
But maybe he was just exaggerating...
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Or: Tony and Ted meet at a bar and some innocent flirting soon turns into more.Series
- Part 1 of The Carbastard agenda
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You're My Kind Of Present by Time_bastard for LokiMaybe
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Literally just a cute fic of how Charles and Edwin spend their Christmas together. I came up with this idea because my friend reminded me that they went to a catholic school and probably celebrated Christmas! :3
Title: My kinda present - Meghan Trainor
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Swapped prophets AU (Hatchetfield) by Time_bastard
Fandom Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
11 Dec 2024
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once ruined, baby, you stay ruined by thegreatbananaincident
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
20 Jun 2026
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At the MI6 headquarters in London, one of Owen’s supervisors knocked on the door of the director’s office, before being let in. The man didn't start with any formalities, just straight to the point, “Sir, while tracking an ongoing mission, Agent Carvour’s tracker intercepted, we heard something from his end.”
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Owen falls and gets held captive by the Russians, however this time, MI6 gets to him before Chimera does. The only issue is that Curt doesn't know, and Owen doesn't know that he doesn't.
Bookmarked by Time_bastard
28 Aug 2026
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Show Me, Show Me, Show Me by funny_username333
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Mar 2026
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“Maybe this is an out of body experience.” He answered. “Like that one movie…Fuck, what’s it called.” He looked deep in thought. “The one with Reese Witherspoon?”
“What?” Paul looked at him with the most confused look he could muster.
“That one romance movie with Reese Witherspoon and the guy who played the Hulk. You know what I’m talking about.” Ted dismissed.
“Not really.” Paul shook his head. “I don’t watch romance movies.”
Ted rolled his eyes. “Of course you don’t.”
(AKA Chaicoffee Just Like Heaven AU!!!)
Bookmarked by Time_bastard
23 May 2026