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The Disastrous Adoption of Saiki Kusuo by Timmytimbers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
04 Aug 2026
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Yare yare. My parents are officially the weakest links in my defense strategy against a normal life.
My dad accidentally broke our television, refrigerator, and microwave in a single morning while trying to fix a leaky pipe. That afternoon, a slick businessman in a tailored suit knocked on our door. He claimed to represent a "Wayne Enterprises Global Exchange Initiative."
In exchange for letting me stay in America for one semester, they offered my parents a lifetime supply of top-tier smart appliances and a monthly stipend of imported sweets. Before I could telepathically force my dad to refuse, he had already signed the contract in tears of joy.
Now, I am sitting in the backseat of a sleek, black limousine, staring out the window at the familiar gloomy rain of Gotham City.