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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Matt's eyes were drawn elsewhere. "Oh… Dude."

    Smitty followed his gaze.

    His jaw dropped.

    He felt the overwhelming urge to sob already, purely at the sight of him. This absolute beauty of man. And when John finally made it up to him, parting ways with his mum, Smitty told him just that. Taking his hands and pulling him close. The tips of their expensive shoes touching. Brogues against Chelsea boots.

    "I've never seen someone as pretty as you."

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    The long time coming wedding fic, and the events leading up to it.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    DONTS AND DOS IS THE BEST

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Smii7y gets extremely sick and John comes to his rescue

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    16 Feb 2026

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    I l9ve sick fics. And this may be one of the best

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    John and Smitty had an argument about something stupid and are handling it in the only way they know how: avoidance. Fortunately, Smitty decides to take some initiative and solve this little issue in a very mature and responsible way. So he traps them both in an elevator. No, really.

    (Basically our favorite dysfunctional doofuses get stuck in an elevator and work out their issues.)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Da best fightung to making out fic eva

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    "Okay. What's your favorite color?"

    John rolls his eyes. "Shut up," he says, "that's stupid."

    "You have to answer the question. Those are the rules."

    "Yellow. Have you ever fucked a dude?"

    Smitty wheezes so hard his lungs might have burst.

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    Smitty attends a friend's wedding and is forced to confront some pretty complicated feelings through a game of Twenty Questions and a conversation about the Pope's shoes.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Alternate title : the popes shoes

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    “Um.”

     

    Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”

     

    “You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain. 

     

    OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Im gonna be sp real this made ME feel buzzy while reading, beutiful writing!