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How to bag a man ( patented and copyrighted by Gregory House) by Torfund
Fandoms: House M.D.
23 Nov 2025
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How two old men finally got together.
He liked Wilson.
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Mr floppy prince like hair, charming smile (the second) graced him with a visit to his very own office, rambling about a patient. But oh his condition was worse than he had initially assessed."..and then I bent the giraffe over the table and slaughtered it."
"What?" That ought to knock anyone out their totally normal mid friend/crush admiring session.
...Wilson's arms are crossed across his chest, a sigh escaping his lips. Oh would you look at that, Wilson also has nice lips.
(Contains crude language.)
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"Waterbenders," he tries again.
"They're stubborn."
"You really know how to woo a man, Wilson."
"Just- just shut up for a second House."
House falls uncharacteristically silent again."They're stubborn, but they're adaptable, changing, but never faltering,"
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"It's so you!" He basically yells.
"..it's aways been you."
(Totally not my excuse to make these two old men hold hands and figure out their shit)
(May contain crude jokes, but what's a house m.d fic without them.)
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Oh..dear, Harry and Malfoy still haven't gotten over their childish bickering - a patronus annoys Harry and Hermione begins to scheme.
What will Harry do when a new help group is formed and meddling by a certain Gryfindor causes him and Malfoy to be partnered? Will he be able to push through odd requests, sweat inducing conversations, and a poncy prat?
(Updates weekly - most of the time.)
(Characters may be a little ooc? They're still immature teens in my mind..)