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He recently fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about people bursting into flames. Spontaneous human combustion. After his own goal, Nick wonders if he can manifest it.
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Jamie looks up at the night sky and goes, "make a wish."
"How high are you?" Frank asks.
"Some."
"Some high. Sure. That's a police helicopter, not a shooting star, you fucking muppet."
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Frank forces himself to look directly at her bump. He's an expert at playing the part and doing what's expected of him by now. He knows how he's supposed to feel. About the bump. About her tits, all soft and full and leaking through her clothes, testing the strength of the two buttons she's managed to fasten on her blouse.
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Christine wonders if there's a list of the least appropriate times to be thinking about your husband. Ach, who'd have thought? Wee Christine the titless frigid being the one to start THAT list off?
Because 'whilst you're flat on your back under his best mate' would go straight in at number one. Surely.
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Piss off, Don. I'm not some sort of puff.
I didn't mean it like that, Jamie. I was just joking.
Do you see anybody laughing?
Suppose not.(or; Don and Jamie escape their Liverpool digs to drink cider and say the wrong things)
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Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.
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14 Mar 2025
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Saul appreciates Jesse's scars.
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26 Jan 2019
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You can’t help the things that make you shake inside.
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17 Jan 2024
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“The fucking AC unit’s broken,” Frank sighs. “They keep saying the technician will be here any minute to fix it.”
“Look at you, gaffer,” Anthony says, smirking even though it’s not really good form to smirk at the gaffer. “Look at you lying there like a little slut, Mister Lampard.”
“I’m not a slut. I’m a good boy.”
The man’s sprawled out in his underwear with his stomach and the waistband seriously at war with one another and he’s calling himself a good boy.
He looks at Anthony and holds his arms out.
It’s hard to ignore the eyelashes.
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18 Mar 2024
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