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Emergency Contact by whumphoarder for frostysunflowers
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Mar 2020
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It’s not that James disliked his roommate, it’s just that they didn’t exactly get off on the right foot.
Or, in which fifteen-year-old college freshman Tony Stark needs a ride to the ER and James Rhodes is too responsible for his own good.
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19 Oct 2025
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The Way to His Heart: A Guide to the Care and Feeding of Tony Stark by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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When Tony agrees to a cooking date with a new boyfriend, the Iron Man immediately panics because he DEFINITELY cannot cook at all and desperately needs a recipe that will disguise his kitchen disaster-ness and general food gremlin tendencies.
The team steps in to help Tony learn to cook. They share their favorite recipes, put the kitchen back together after the inevitable mess, and try hard to not let the truth of everyone’s collective crush on the genius slip.
Tony has no idea that every single member of the Avengers would be all too happy to kiss him while cooking, thrilled to hold hands during movie night, and full on ecstatic to cuddle up together in the mornings. They are ALL in love with Tony and if he ever looked up from frantically studying his recipe cards, the brilliant billionaire would probably figure it out.
The team just wants Tony happy, so they stay quiet about their feelings, Tony learns to cook, and on Saturday night Tony is out the door to see his boyfriend...
…unless…?
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- Part 80 of Short Stories!
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18 Oct 2025
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Murder Floof by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2019
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"I’d like to file a formal complaint!” Steve announced a few days later, stomping into the kitchen and leveling one of those patented All American scowls in Tony’s direction. “Why would you give Bucky a kitten? The damn thing is like a hairball of knives! PLUS he named it Steve! Bucky named that piece of fuzz Steve cos he said it acts like me before the serum!"
"You before the serum.” Tony had to work very VERY hard to keep his face calm. “Why– why ever would that be?"
"Because its tiny and scrappy and it’s mouth is too gotdang big for its size!” Steve yelled. “Bucky gave it a bath and then took a picture and sent it to me! He said Kitten Steve looked like a drowned rat just like Human Steve used to!"
“Uh yes, good morning?” Clint also stuck his head into the kitchen. “I’m here to file a formal complaint? Bucky is teaching Kitten Steve to hunt birds and if that mangy cat takes out any more of my hair, I will be billing Stark Industries to pay for a toupee, alright?"
"Oh good I’m so glad Kitten Steve is catching on.” Steve muttered.
(Or: Tony gets Bucky a kitten and shenanigans and falling in love ensue)
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- Part 46 of Short Stories!
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18 Oct 2025
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Hurt by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
15 Nov 2017
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Post CACW and Steve comes back to visit Tony.
Rough Sex Ensues.
This is one of the few things Ive written without a happily ever after so grab some tissues.
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- Part 17 of Short Stories!
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17 Oct 2025
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Tiny Tony by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Jan 2023
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When Tony is de-aged to a wide eyed, chubby cheeked, far too smart for his own good four year old, the Avengers step up to help out.
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“Uh Pep?” Clint stuck his head into the kitchen, tossed a salute at Rhodey, then raised his eyebrows at Pepper. “Hi. Small thing. There is a child in the common area dismantling a laptop. Curly hair, super big eyes, basically the cutest thing in the world but sorta hilariously out of place in the Tower. Who did Tony knock up and are we going to have to share babysitting duty? Cos frankly, diapers scare the shit out of me. I will be no help there."“First of all, the kid’s four.” Colonel Rhodes stated flatly. “No diapers. Second of all--”
“It’s not Tony’s child, it’s Tony.” Pepper finished wearily. “Something happened at the Sanctum, Tony touched something he wasn't supposed to touch and he’s four years old now. I have no idea what’s going on or how long it will take to fix itself. Right now we’re just rolling with it, alright?”
“Rolling with it.” Clint repeated. “With a ridiculously cute four year old with squirrel cheekies and an IQ high enough to make me dizzy? Just rolling with that, huh?”
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- Part 87 of Short Stories!
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17 Oct 2025
