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Five Times Tony Shut Up & One Time He Didn't by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Feb 2017
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Tony finds out Bruce has a crush, and bothers him all day to find out who it is. Five times Bruce makes Tony shut up, and then one time he lets him talk.
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- Part 1 of Short Stories!
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Fathers Day for Tony by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Jul 2017
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Prompt Fill from my Tumblr for Awkward!Peter trying to give Tony a Fathers Day gift!
Peter is Tom Holland, and (obviously) RDJ is Tony Stark
Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Short Stories!
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Tumblr Prompt-- Loki falling for Tony and the team being upset about it
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Loki is interested in Tony Stark, in Iron Man. So he begins finding ways to be alone with him, fighting him but not hurting him, thinking up ways to get Tony alone to steal a kiss.
The team isnt happy about any of it, but Tony blushes and grins and FLIRTS BACK everytime the villain tries to woo him.
And because they are both beautiful and stubborn... Loki and Tony get to be together whether the team likes it or not.Series
- Part 3 of Short Stories!
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Moment by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Jul 2017
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Tumblr Prompt-- Tony fakes his death, breaking Steves heart, and comes back to help in Inifnity War
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TRIGGER WARNINGS--- Character Death, but not really. The first part is just difficult to read, so be careful!Series
- Part 4 of Short Stories!
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Queen by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2017
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Tony is sleep deprived, and finds Mjolnir in his lab. Without realizing what he is doing, Tony picks her up and takes her to Thor, scolding the Demi god for leaving her stupid places.
Thor has been trying to court Tony for months, and realizing that the sleepy genius is worthy to hold Mjolnir just encourages him to try harder.
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- Part 5 of Short Stories!
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Four's a Magic Number by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Jul 2017
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Thor, Steve and Bucky have been trying to get Tonys attention for weeks, trying to make things inconvenient so he has to keep coming to them for help. When Tony gets mad at them about it, Natasha steps in wtih some helpful advice, and they all try again.
This time it works.
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- Part 6 of Short Stories!
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Peggy Protocol by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Jul 2017
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Tumbly Prompt== Post CACW and Jarvis suggests Tony reprogram his AI to a familiar, comforting voice since he knows that Tony still misses JARVIS.
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- Part 7 of Short Stories!
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Bad Pick Up Lines by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Jul 2017
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From an Anon Tumblr Prompt'=== Wade giving Peter cheesy pick up lines ex: "Is that a phone in your back pocket because your ass is calling me"
Andrew Garfield is Peter Parker / Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool
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- Part 8 of Short Stories!
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Sleepy by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2017
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One night after patrol, Spidey falls asleep on Deadpools shoulder, and Wade carries him down to his apartment to sleep it off. When Wade wakes up, its to Peter snuggling on top of him, wanting a kiss, because he figures if he can trust Wade while he sleeps, he can certainly trust him with his heart.
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- Part 9 of Short Stories!
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Space Cowboys and Walkmans by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
30 Jul 2017
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When Tony meets Peter Quill, they hit it off right away. When Tony decides to make Peter a present that reminds him of the Walkman he lost, Peter is... excited.
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- Part 10 of Short Stories!
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Halloween (ThunderShield) by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Jul 2017
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Tony decides that Steve and Thor need to be together, so he goes about trying to make sure that happens.
Cue one overly tight Lion Costume, and Thors Lumberjack costume that only includes jeans and baby oil, and things go exactly as Tony had hoped.Series
- Part 11 of Short Stories!
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Breaking Things (ThunderShield) by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2017
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Tony is trying to get Steve and Thor together, so this time he steals Thors pants, and then calls for Steve to walk into the living room and see the Thunder God wearing almost nothing. Steve doesnt know what to say, but Thor knows what to do.
Bucky cant stop his boyfriends shenanigans, so he just carries Tony out of the room when things get interesting.
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- Part 12 of Short Stories!
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Smol by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2017
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Wade has been searching for the perfect word to describe his perfect boyfriend, Peter, and thanks to Tumblr he finally finds it. Peter isnt thrilled that Wade woke him up in the middle of the night to share a made up word with him, but he realizes quickly that Wade is trying to be sweet.
Andrew Garfield is Peter
Ryan Reynolds is WadeSeries
- Part 13 of Short Stories!
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Cookie Day by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2017
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Movie Night in the Avengers Tower is a weekly tradition, and so is Cookie Day. Except Bucky runs Cookie Day and doesnt share with anyone ever, even though he makes the best cookies in the world.
The team tries their hardest to get their hands on Buckys baked goods, but its Tony who finally wins.Because who can resist a sleepy, snuggly Tony?
Not Bucky
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- Part 14 of Short Stories!
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Costume Ideas by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (2016)
31 Oct 2017
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Peter turns down all of Wade's costume ideas from a overly revealing Wonder Woman to a fedora.
But when Wade pops the Big Question, Peter can't say no.Series
- Part 15 of Short Stories!
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Professional Snuggles by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Nov 2017
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Based off a Tumblr Request for Professional Cuddler Bucky Barnes.
This is exactly as fluffy as you expect.
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- Part 16 of Short Stories!
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Hurt by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
15 Nov 2017
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Post CACW and Steve comes back to visit Tony.
Rough Sex Ensues.
This is one of the few things Ive written without a happily ever after so grab some tissues.
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- Part 17 of Short Stories!
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Not Yet by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Nov 2017
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The first time Death comes for Bucky, he is twelve years old and drowning.
Bucky meets Death often in his life as the Winter Soldier, and the beautiful man with dark hair and intriguing eyes is always there when Bucky thinks he is done, thinks he has finally died. But Death only smiles, shakes his head and whispers, "Not Yet." and sends Bucky back to his body. After nearly seventy years of this, Bucky thinks he has fallen in love with the man in his dreams, the one who guards the Veil between this world and the next, the one who had made a deal to serve as Death for a lifetime, for another chance at living sometime in the future.
Little do the two of them know, its a future they are supposed to share, as Tony Stark and Bucky Barnes
((((So… I dont know what happened. I had this weird thought about Tony being Sherlock Holmes in a past life, and then something about him being Immortal, and then it was random about Deadpool and Mistress Death (Lady Death?) being together, and I thought hey, what if Tony was DEATH and Bucky is a soldier that keeps almost dying but so they keep meeting??
And then this happened. It got surprisingly long and surprisingly emotional lol. ))))
Enjoy :)Series
- Part 18 of Short Stories!
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Dont Leave Me by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films)
27 Nov 2017
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“Dont leave me.”
The words startle me, and I glance up from my reading to cast an eye at the man sprawled in haphazard fashion across his favorite chair.
“Holmes.” I inquire, curious, for I had assumed the man to be asleep for quite some time now. “Are you speaking to me?”
Surely he hadnt been speaking to me, such plaintive words muttered in such a sad tone.
“Are you sleeping?” I try again, to keep my own thoughts from traipsing inevitably down the path that only ever ends in despair- the forbidden ideas that accompany the place of Holmes in my mind and heart and in my darkest hours, I will admit they have taken root in my very soul.
“Holmes!” My voice is admittedly sharper this time, too much for the situation, but I must attempt to keep myself from– from yearning. From wishing that perhaps this great man cares for me in the way I care for him…(AN: I feel like there could be more chapters to this?? we will see)
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- Part 19 of Short Stories!
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Holy Ground by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Mar 2018
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Based off a prompt from reader who wanted Priest!Peter and Vampire!Wade and sex in holy places.
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Peter is a young man turned to priesthood as penance for being with his lover when his Uncle Ben dies.
Wade is the Vampire that comes to the church, drawn by the heartbeat of the beautiful priest who insists so strongly that he doesn't want the creature there.
Helpless against what he feels for the Vampire, Peter gives into what he has been taught is sin, only to have the Vampire tell him that love is divine, that no god and no immortal would strike them down for something so pure, and that everywhere they are together is Holy Ground.***********
{{{Warnings for religion-caused homophobia, internalized homophobia, Vampire!Wade being fairly blasphemous towards traditional religion and uh… well our boys get busy in a place where they shouldn’t get busy. If any of these things are going to offend you, skip this fic.Anyone who doesn’t have a problem with the above– enjoy :) Because its honestly a sweet fic and I love it.}}}
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- Part 20 of Short Stories!