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    ”I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?”

     

    “I think you can in Europe.”

     

    - Ten Things I Hate About You

     

    Harry has too many things to do and too little time to do them. He hardly has time to eat or sleep, he almost never sees his friends, his flat is a disaster, and he can’t remember the last time he cooked something that wasn’t a boxed meal—but when someone needs his help, how is he supposed to say ‘no’? Everything comes to a head when former-nemesis turned mutually-antagonistic-acquaintance Draco Malfoy finds him hiding under his invisibility cloak to avoid taking on yet another project and issues him a challenge: cancel one single obligatory event and take an evening to himself. Easy, right? As it turns out, not so much. Luckily, Harry’s now got Malfoy there to bully him into taking care of himself, whether he wants to or not.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Upon his resurrection, Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as the Dark Lord Voldemort, goes to the bank to reclaim his lordships and vaults; war is expensive after all.

    What he discovers throws a severe wrench in every plan he's ever had as he suddenly finds himself the parent of three...four, five, seve-

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    25 Sep 2025

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    After dozens of these ideas, a whole ass channel dedicated to these ideas, and dozens of messages yelling at me (light-heartedly) to actually write them as proper fics later, I have decided to finally acquiesce to my friend's demands.

    ....Granted, I am only posting the ideas, blurbs, and ficlets, and have 0 intentions of actually completing/fully writing these ideas, but hey! They got their wish! I'm finally posting them as "fics!"

    Also note that most of these ficlets are going to be converted from dialogue into semi-descriptive for the first chapter only. Second chapters (or more, if the idea was long enough) are going to converted right back to original transcription (which for many ideas was mostly theater dialogue) since the whole point of posting these as one-shots and ficlets was so that I didn't have to write them out fully to begin with.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    A story wherein one Mr. Severus Tobias Snape receives a letter August 1st, 1988.

    This letter, of course, changes quite about everything.

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    24 Sep 2025