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    When Harry Potter, freshly four-hundred (or so) years old, came to this world, he had not been expecting to fall deeply in love with the dashing gentleman that routinely visited the café from where he drank his tea.

    Of course, that was not to imply that Harry would do less than his utmost to woo the object of his sincerest affections.

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    The Bats were in agreement: whoever this "Harry Potter" was, they didn't like him. At all. Who'd this twenty-something year old think he was?! Like hell they'd let their Alfred get stolen away from them by some no-good, seducing little punk.

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    09 Jan 2024

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    Ch.22
    I love this so much
    harry and Cass are going to meet and dick tried to flirt with harry, to Harry’s horror.

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    That left Percy wondering how he ended up here.

    Option 1: His dad finally followed through with his threats to kidnap him.

    Option 2: His roommate decided to drown him.

    And then there was Option 3. Percy hated Option 3.

    Or,

    The Fates decide Percy looked way too comfortable and decided to yeet him back in time to the fountain incident. Heavily inspired by the Athenide AU.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Ch.3

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    Inspired by @anotheroceanid

    This is my version/take of the Athenide AU started by @anotheroceanid on Tumblr.
    I wish I could gift it but she’s anonymous on AO3.
    I’ve seen other inspired works here and the hyper-fixation has me by the throat.
    Tumblr link to @anotheroceanid : https://anotheroceanid.tumblr.com/

    Please go and give them some love! The originator to this fabulous AU!

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Ch.15

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    Tim Drake is the Royal Mage of Gotham, which is ruled by the Waynes, the most powerful avians on the continent. Tim is secretly a dragon, and if he's found out, they'll see him as an intruder who must be killed. Tim's been hiding his dragon side for a long time, but the Waynes are getting suspicious when Tim acts weird during his molting month. Tim can't let them find out!
    Meanwhile, Bruce, Dick, and Jason have been eyeing the powerful mage as a potential flock mate...

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Ch.8

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    English is not my first language.

    The last thing Harry expected on his day was to arrive at the Dursleys' house and find it on fire. It really was the last thing he expected.

    The fire crackled, sizzling at times while their neighbors screamed in absolute terror, his aunt and uncle nowhere to be seen. Ambulances and sirens played in the background like choreographed music, but Harry didn't listen, Harry never listened.

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    —Do you hear me, Harry? — The social worker, Carrey? (Was that his name? Harry wondered.) Asked him, giving a little snap between his fingers to get his attention.

    The room they were in was uncomfortable, to say the least; it was white, with white lights, white curtains, white sofas and, in some corners, brown potted plants.

    Other than that;

    White floors.

    White light bulbs.

    White machines.

    White pills, on white countertops.

    White doors.

    A white clock.

    White canvas;

    If the canvas were white, why on earth would they put it in a room?

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    The Dursleys die in a fire, and suddenly his dad is alive and he has other four brothers.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Ch.2