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   Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence (Date Everything!)/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence & The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Dirk Deveraux | Clarence (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 1 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 2 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 3 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
   • Hank 5 (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Sixsome
   • Gangbang
   • Anal Sex
   • The Hanks are sweethearts
   • Past Dirk Deveraux | Clarence/Harper (Date Everything!) - Freeform
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • In reference to Harper/Dirk
   • The Hanks relationship is amazingly healthy
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Bottom Dirk Deveraux | Clarence
   • Aftercare

   Summary

   What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?

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   Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?

   "Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"

   Dirk cut himself off.

   Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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   Series

   • Part 1 of Date Everything
   • Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends

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