Unlikely_Spudx
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Bedridden and magicless, Shadow milk tells the tale of his past to Pure vanilla, because what else is he supposed to do?
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An ancient and beast in a relationship? That is unheard of! This, Pure vanilla and Shadow milk knew of too well. Yet on the path of keeping it secret, they’d only seal their fates instead.
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- Part 2 of To Love A Beast
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Truth, Abundance, Resolution, Passion, Freedom, all have been warped into a twisted game of life-or-death by the beast of deceit himself: Shadow milk cookie. He devised this as a way to test their virtues, and was is not looking good for the heroes. Will they triumph together as a team and bring down the beast, or will they falter and face the bitter consequences?
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Shadow milk cookie becomes verbose as a prank and confuses Truthless recluse
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Shadow milk speaks in ‘Shakespearean English’ and Truthless is not having it
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Remember me? I don’t (and never wanted to) by Unlikely_Spudx
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
14 Apr 2025
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Post beast-Yeast 8-30
After rejecting Pure vanilla cookie’s request to be his friend, Shadow milk temporarily loses his memories and powers.
Pure vanilla must somehow help him remember to stop the upcoming storm about to destroy the Vanilla kingdom and possibly all of Earthbread. He couldn’t have guessed in a million years what he would do to achieve this.Oh yeah! Here’s the page breaks imma use
~=•=~ Time skip
~=-<-=~ Flashback/earlier
-~>*<~- Present day
~<—>~ Perspective change
_~=*=~_ Dream sequence(Fic may be updated multiple times cuz I need perfection)
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- Part 1 of To Love A Beast
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When truth and deceit are destined for each other.
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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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Bookmarked by Unlikely_Spudx
10 May 2025
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I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FIC!!!!! I SWEAR THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN NUDGING ME TO READ THI SAND I DONT REGRET ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(am on chapter 22 rn)
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Shadow Milk is a genius, and comes up with a masterful plan well deserving of that title. Step 1) Disguise himself as a new Cookie.
Step 2) Gain his mortal enemy’s (Pure Vanilla’s) trust
Step 3) Steal his Soul Jam back from that traitor!
Easy!Expect Pure Vanilla isn’t an idiot, and naturally sees right through it.
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Bookmarked by Unlikely_Spudx
26 Oct 2025
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Pure Vanilla Cookie is still in the spire, going to Shadow Milk for help with his sickness. Partial wholesomeness ensues.
Bookmarked by Unlikely_Spudx
04 Oct 2025
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Klavier and Apollo are in a relationship. Snapshots of the good, the bad, and everything in between.
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Bookmarked by Unlikely_Spudx
15 Sep 2025
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Suddenly, every prosecutor in LA has fallen madly in love with Phoenix Wright.
…With one significant exception.
Bookmarked by Unlikely_Spudx
07 Sep 2025