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There's a Crown, Covered in Glitter and Gold by MissELY
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2024
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A mysterious object is uncovered in the depths of the Ministry, causing chaos and concern.
Desperate for a change, a challenge, and a better way to pay for the care of her ailing mother, Hermione agrees to work for the Ministry on solving that mystery.
This sets her on a path towards the recently returned Harry Potter, who is trying to root out corruption in a deeply flawed system, towards her old Hogwarts bullies who are longing to see her fail, and towards a crown, that she will wear, whether they like it or not.
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09 Oct 2025
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Harry won the war.
It's a couple of months afterward, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Order and Potter family are still fighting against a Dark Lord who is ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope.
Harry really doesn't want in.
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28 Sep 2025
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A few smut Scenes from a Deleted Work I'll probably eventually repost. Probably. Likely. Sometime in the future. If you started following my work fairly early on you might remember some of these.
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- Part 10 of Harmony Smut Fic (👀)
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27 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter is dead and buried.
But Harry did always have trouble staying dead.
Especially when there was a debt to collect from a certain witch.
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- Part 9 of Harmony Smut Fic (👀)
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27 Sep 2025
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After a night out drinking Harry and Hermione stumble upon Ron with Susan Bones' hand down his pants. Harry pulls Hermione into an empty classroom to comfort her, but one thing leads to another and somehow the two best friends are seeing each other in an entirely new light. Hermione isn't sure how she's managed to mess up friends to lovers twice. Her and Ron couldn't stop snipping at each other. Her and Harry?
Well.
They have a safe word.
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- Part 1 of Harmony Smut Fic (👀)
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26 Sep 2025