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  1. Rec *

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    I wanted ART to come back online so we could watch Sanctuary Moon episode 412 together and it could argue with me about whether spacetime-fuckery alternate universes counted as canon. I wanted it to come back online so I could tell it Holism put an aquarium in Three's chest and wasn't that totally deranged. I wanted it to come back online so it could bully me into figuring out what my fucking problem was.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    “You can do whatever you want forever” means you can be as unique as you want or as boring as you want and both are valid

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    Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.

    (I don't know anything about the Star Wars and would like to personally apologize to anyone who served.)

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    28 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    This is based on a tumblr post I CAN NO LONGER FIND but basically the idea is what if Gurathin and Murderbots memories got a little jumbled in the transfer and they kept accidentally remembering things that weren't their own. It takes place in the tv universe but spans over the books up to/after Exit Strategy. That being said beyond ART's existance there really aren't book spoilers
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    Alternatively 5 Times Their Memories Got Jumbled a +1 Time They Talked About It

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    22 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    :D

  5. Rec *

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    You are ULDER RAVENGARD.

    Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.

    Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.

    [A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]

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    06 Jul 2024