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Each territory has its kingdom; each kingdom has its God-Emperor; each God-Emperor has an army, ready to defend their liege to the death.
As for Xie Lian, he has a bunch of random artifacts to sell, and his lower back kind of hurts.
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FRESH GOD-BLESSED STEAMED BUNS SOLD HERE DAILY by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2023
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“Have you heard? His Highness Xie Lian, savior of the heavens, is running a food stand in Puqi Village!”
Xie Lian puts up a stand to sell buns.
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what i want from you is sweet by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2023
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There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.
When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.
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Loaded Dice, Shameful Gains by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2023
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On a sultry night at the gambler's den, Hua Cheng and Xie Lian get caught up in a series of risky bets against each other.
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Twice-Blessed Ghost, Salty Sea by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2023
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Xie Lian is popular with the common people. Whenever anything is brought to him for luck—whether it's a statue, a set of beads, or even a new baby—he gives it his blessing and seals it in with a little kiss.
Hua Cheng is displeased. Where's his blessing? Where's his little kiss?
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—” -
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Xie Lian finds Yin Yu at the small reflecting pond behind Paradise Manor.
"Yin Yu," he says gently, sitting next to him.
"Your Highness."
"Could you tell me what San Lang was like, before he found me again? How did you two meet?"
Yin Yu looks down into the pond, watching the ripples distort his face.
"It's a long story," he says quietly, and begins.Or: how Yin Yu met Hua Cheng, how the two of them met Black Water, and what Yin Yu learned about unconditional love and revenge along the way.
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A Spectre, Expecting by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2022
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Xie Lian wishes E-ming and Ruoye had human forms.
Hua Cheng has an idea.
If the first time was a bit slow, it was probably Hua Cheng’s fault. He kept teasing; how could he hold back?
“Gege,” he said lazily, raising his head to peek over his chest. “It’s not difficult. Just think of me as your favorite concubine.” -
The Thing That Was Not His Highness by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2022
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Xie Lian hasn’t been acting like himself for the past few days, but Hua Cheng doesn’t care, because he loves him. He loves him, he loves him, he loves him.
It occurs to him too late that the thing in front of him might not be Xie Lian at all.
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Beast With Two Backs by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2021
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Xie Lian isn’t particularly worried about the progress of his relationship with Hua Cheng. After all, Hua Cheng seems to be fine with just kissing and hugging for now; wouldn't it be weird to ask for something else? Maybe one day they’d do more, when Xie Lian is ready. He wants to be ready.
Then, Xie Lian has a nightmare.
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A God and a Ghost Discuss Their Dinner Plans by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2021
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“Would gege really want to?” Hua Cheng said quietly.
Xie Lian’s thoughts had already moved on. “Hm? Want to what?”
There was no response, so Xie Lian furrowed his brow. He propped himself up, tucking his chin over Hua Cheng’s shoulder.
“San Lang, would I want to what?” he said again. “…eat you?” -
The Selected Early Works of Hua Cheng, Writer by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2021
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When Xie Lian sneaks off to the Cave of Ten Thousand Gods, he doesn't expect to find a hidden room with a pile of scrolls. He expects even less to open them and find his own name.
"San Lang...wrote stories about us?"
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Sweet Offering, Open Up Your Arms by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2021
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In order to make a simple altar, Hua Cheng needs at least three things: a plate to hold offerings, a meditation cushion, and a divine statue. They should be fine objects, rarities, treasures fit to be used for worship.
But why waste time on such trash, when one silly little god can take the place of all three?
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GUOSHI IS THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT!!!!!!! by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2021
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Mei Nianqing is still proud of his former pupil—and why SHOULDN’T he be? Despite 800 years and, ahem, a little rebellious phase, Xie Lian still had all the qualities of the perfect student: diligent, intelligent, celibate—yes, CELIBATE! Surely he was still celibate, even after running off with that no-good ghost king, right? After all, he's Xie Lian! He wouldn’t break his principles, especially not over someone like that.
But, over the course of a prolonged stay at paradise manor, the evidence starts building up...and to his horror, Guoshi is beginning to suspect that...his star pupil, his pure snow-white lotus...His Highness the Crown Prince...
...IS SECRETLY TEACHING HUA CHENG CALLIGRAPHY!!!
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JUN WU SOCIAL REINTEGRATION THERAPY ATTEMPT NUMBER ONE, FOR FUN (AND FOR PROFIT) by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Nov 2021
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Mei Nianqing INSISTS that Jun Wu can get better! All he needs is a comfortable hut, and a few calming medicinal herbs, and a job, and a bunch of group meetings where he talks to others about his problems, and a few fun outings, and Mei Nianqing to keep him out of trouble, and…the approval of the heavenly court, once he informs them of this arrangement…eventually…
Jun Wu wishes Mei Nianqing had just left him sealed under the mountain.
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Give a Man a Fish by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2021
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When Xie Lian gets caught in a pirate ship's fishing net, he's pretty sure he's going to get eaten. When the demonic pirate sailors haul him off to the kitchen, he's certain he's going to get eaten. When the pirate king of the ship, the feared Captain Crimson Rain, shows up—well, it seems the only uncertainty left is how he's going to be cooked.
Then, the pirate king gives him a fish.
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GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL EAT FOR A DAY
GIVE A MAN A GEGE AND HE'LL [REDACTED] -
Why Is My Ghost Body Changing? A Guide for Presenting Omegas by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Oct 2021
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When Hua Cheng lost his omega characteristics upon death, he couldn't have been happier. Indeed, he gleefully kicked them aside like a child trashing a hated calligraphy set. Why mourn something that would only have gotten in the way of helping His Highness?
Then, one day in Ghost City—Hua Cheng wakes up with cramps.
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Hospital AU!
After getting fired over a bad malpractice case, Dr. Xie Lian hits rock bottom and spends his days driving for a ride-sharing app. Yet, a few years later, he suddenly gets a letter—the chief of medicine of the prestigious hospital he'd been fired from, Dr. Jun Wu, wants him back?!
And what's more, everyone seems to be talking about the chief of medicine at the public hospital across the street—a trailblazing young hematologist named Hua Cheng...
...who for some reason, seems very, very interested in this silly little doctor who fell from grace.
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Gamer God Bathwater by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2021
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An enraged ghost refuses to leave a village alone until they give him the world's rarest soup, a delicacy so rare that the recipe has been lost to the ages. Luckily, Xie Lian knows where to look for long-lost scrolls.
There's just one problem: the main ingredient is...
Raising a brow, Hua Cheng held out his hand, receiving the scroll from a profusely sweating Yin Yu. He held it up, skimming it with his one eye.
His brow rose even higher.
“What?” Xie Lian said innocently. “What is it, what’s the ingredient?”
The two others turned and looked at him.
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“A—a heavenly official’s WHAT?!" -
Force Master Official's Blessing by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2021
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A collection of parts of the novel, loosely retold in a Star Wars AU!
The young man stepped back and waved a hand graciously. “Relax, don’t worry, I’m not here to steal your droid. I’m just hitchhiking—same as you, right?”
“En,” Xie Lian said cautiously. “You’re headed to Puqi?”
“Is that where this old ship is going?” the young man sighed. “I don’t really know, I’m just traveling around. I got kicked out of my house, what to do…”
Somehow, Xie Lian doubted that; the planet they’d just come from was basically a garbage planet, not even on most maps. He was really supposed to believe that this finely-dressed man had drifted there by mistake?