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Sollux Captor, a 22 year old living with his best friend in an apartment, works as a sound technician for a very strict boss, Dave Strider. Said boss happens to be deliciously sexy, but kind of a douche.
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- Part 1 of Technically
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16 Aug 2012
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When Dave and Sollux meet for the first time, they have no idea who the other is and they have no idea that they’re both dead. Dave slowly starts to remember, but Sollux remains clueless. For the first time in recorded history, a human actually knows more about the current situation than a troll. After all the trolling he had to put up with before his death Dave would love to enjoy the irony, but his bifurcated bubblemate is making it really hard.
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15 Aug 2012
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Bro's working on figuring out romance with a troll, but manages to pick one with more problems than are immediately obvious.
(sorry for the suck summary, bad summary is bad)
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15 Aug 2012
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Topsy Turvy Back To Front The Right Way Round by biichama (biichan), inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Oct 2011
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Shit, let's be trolls now.
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- Part 1 of ˃Connect
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08 Aug 2012
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In which Eridan Ampora, seven-sweeps seadwelling ne'er-do-well, goes to market for his moirail, gets caught up in a political intrigue, is sent on an errand by his employer who is not coincidentally his kismesis, partners up with his kismesis' moirail and blunders into exactly as many problems as a fishtroll would expect. Includes two major fight scenes, religious blasphemy, zombies, some inappropriately passionate kisses and an inordinate amount of blueblood thugs.
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- Part 1 of Hemostuck
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08 Aug 2012
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"You've got no fucking clue which end is up about this kind of thing, do you?" Karkat asks, almost gently. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gone off on you. You're such a huge bitch it's easy to forget you weren't hatched like this."
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08 Aug 2012
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In which Sollux Captor begins his freshman year at Anningley College, a small but prestigious liberal arts institution in upstate New York near the Finger Lakes, and finds himself living with a purple-and-black douchebag of the purest ray serene. Features homemade gauze bedcurtains, tropical fish, Theater Parties, pesterlogs, violet capes, underage drinking, graveyards, and one deeply touching journey of self-discovery and profound personal growth.
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- Part 1 of In Full Clarity
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- English
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06 Aug 2012
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Your revolution failed. Your moirail is dead. Your body's dangling helpless in the grip of a thousand burrowing biowires.
But your mind -- your mind is free.
[prequel for One Of Our Submarines]
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- Part 1 of One of Our Submarines
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- 4/4
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02 Aug 2012
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17 Jul 2012
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"When have we ever done anything for three hours without fighting?" the psionic asks lazily, the shimmer of his eyes visible over his glasses as he stretches and sets the bowl down on the rug. "And when were we ever normal fucking people, KK? My mood swings like a defective carnival ride that cuts off legs at the knees. You flip your shit into orbit any time anyone says anything. In case you didn't get the memo, we're sort of fucked up."
Caliginous PWP with heavy focus on dialogue.
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The Psiioniic hates the sandy winds and endless quiet to a degree almost exactly proportional to how much the Disciple loves it out here, loves the rocky dark places that are so like where she grew up, loves the solitude and relative safety that being alone allows them.
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02 Jul 2012
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HELL YES SUFF/PSII/DISCI This fic is really sweet and beautiful.
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23 Feb 2012
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TT: One is not easily shaken from the broodfester tongues, John.
TT: They are stubborn throes.- Language:
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05 Dec 2011
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Trolls are servants. They are things, things which do not talk unless spoken to and do not question what is asked of them. They are monsters. They are not human, and they will never be.
This is what Dave Strider, Prince of Derse, has always been told.
This is what John Egbert, Heir of Prospit, does not believe.
Neither of them are discreet with their opinions. Both of them will pay for it.
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23 Nov 2011
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13 Nov 2011
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Even If Your Hope Has Burned With Time by biichama (biichan), inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2016
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SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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- Part 2 of ˃Connect
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- English
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- 58,366
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- 8/8
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28 Oct 2011
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Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound by JumpingJackFlash for VastDerp
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Feb 2012
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Those fucking humans. You remember. They won. They won everything. They even won you. Won all of you back from your dead-end fucking universe and took you with them into their reality-spraining victory. Cheating nookstains didn’t even fight; they won by ‘shenanigans’, that peculiarly human trick of winning-by-not-playing. And in that inside-out, backwards way of theirs, they never even considered keeping all the spoils for themselves.
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10 Oct 2011
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If We Can Land A Man On The Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart by SORD
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Aug 2012
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Twelve years after SBurb, Jade Harley has 23 hours to clean the guest bedroom and figure out what trolls eat. Meanwhile, Dave Strider throws a tantrum and John Egbert plans the perfect prank.
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16 Sep 2011
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Arson Clinic engages in a nerdy rap battle with Lil Cal while stagehand Karkat smokes in an alley behind the venue and hates life.
Meanwhile, homeless punk John Egbert goes on a quest for a little rubber alien....
AND THEN THEY ALL ROCK.
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16 Sep 2011
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It's late enough to almost be early, the light leaking in around the blinds a dull orange, when Karkat drifts mostly awake.
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10 Sep 2011