1 - 20 of 29 Works by VastDerp
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
Mituna bullies Cronus until he can't take it anymore. At least, that's what Cronus thinks.
-
Tech Support of the Apocalisp (And Other Tumblr Tinyfics) by VastDerp
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jun 2015
Tags
Summary
Tiny prompt fics from my tumblr. So far Aradia has saved Sollux from being Indiana Jonesed to death, and Karkat has protected John against Earth Human Rabies.
NEW: Sollux Captor suspects Latula Pyrope's intentions toward his big brother are less than honorable.
-
Tags
Summary
Damara Megido puts up a good fight, but in the end they all just keep dying.
-
Tags
Summary
Homestuck characters call Loveline for snarky advice on their personal problems.
-
Tags
Summary
Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
Series
- Part 2 of One of Our Submarines
-
Tags
Summary
Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.
-
Tags
Summary
The true story behind the most infamous planetside starship crash of the 44th century.
-
Tags
Summary
Filled request for a fic that shows Feferi for the manipulative user she is during her relationship with Eridan, in which Eridan recognizes and escapes her manipulation. Bonus points for have everyone comfort Eridan and agree that Feferi is a total clam digger and be totally mad at her.
Every troll gets their say! Except the ones who are pailing in a circus tent. WHOOPS SPOILER. Now your immersion will be ruined.
-
Tags
Summary
AO3 port of Brainbent, a reader-driven Homestuck AU on Tumblr. Warning for mental illness themes.
Major updating in progress as I move the story posts here from Tumblr for an easier archive bingeing experience.
-
Tags
Summary
Your revolution failed. Your moirail is dead. Your body's dangling helpless in the grip of a thousand burrowing biowires.
But your mind -- your mind is free.
[prequel for One Of Our Submarines]
Series
- Part 1 of One of Our Submarines
-
Tags
Summary
After the Game, Sollux Captor and Jade Harley share an apartment, various clothing items, and a girlfriend with a miniature horrorterror in her living room aquarium.
Hangover sex is pretty much inevitable, really.
-
Ain't Nothin Sweeter Than Riding the Rails by rainbowBarnacle, VastDerp
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jul 2012
Tags
Summary
All you need to do is squeeze one last $2.45 out of this hellhole. You sit there, your chin propped in your hands as you implore for that last bit of change.
“Just a few quarters, man? I’m so motherfucking close, you have no idea.”
You bite your tongue. Someday you’ll get out of the habit of blurting out the MF word whenever it wants you to.
-
Tags
Summary
Short pieces about the Sufferer and his family.
-
Tags
-
Tags
Summary
Gamzee has one little wish for Smashed Bloodpusher Eve.
-
Tags
Summary
In which auspisticizing Dave and Karkat is the shittiest job in the world.
-
Tags
Summary
Tavros has a birthday. His cake absconds at the eleventh hour. Gamzee steps in to provide an Emergency Backup Confection so they can still get his best Tavbro's party on. Sollux somehow gets dragged into the depravity.
Meanwhile, a lone wooly bear finds a winter home....
-
Tags
Summary
Body horror romance.
-
Tags
Summary
just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.
-
Tags
Summary
Survivors: Meet Up.
In which VD picks up various characters, bangs them together like Barbie dolls, and writes about the noises they make. Now with dreambubble foaming action!