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    Day 2: Kid Fic


    "I just think you should go out and date people," Noah said innocently. "In other unrelated news, my math teacher is also single."

    "Noah," Karl scolded.

    "He's like 6'3, blond. He has green eyes, I'm pretty sure he goes to the gym. It's very good looking-" Noah started to rattle on.

    "Noah!" Karl gasped scandalously. "Inappropriate."

    "All the girls and some guys have a crush on him, this isn't coming from me," Noah yelled defensively. "It's a public consensus."

    "I can't just date your teacher," Karl shook his head while he chuckled.

    "Why not?" Noah inquired.

    "Aside from the fact that there are probably rules surrounding that," Karl said carefully. "It doesn't work like that. I don't even know what he's like-"

    "Men," Noah answered.

    "I said, what he's like, not what he likes," Karl said through gritted teeth as he threw a dish towel towards Noah's face.


    Problem: Noah Jacobs is failing math class
    Solution: Get his dad to date the math teacher so that he can pass with flying colors
    Profit ???

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    Expect Dream to perfectly time his entrance when George was sipping his coffee so he could walk in and say hi, causing George to choke and, as a result, die so he could eliminate George as competition in the office. Who says hi to each other in the morning?
    “We do. Normal people. Friends,” Sapnap slowly blinks at him. “And coworkers. You guys literally say hi to each other every morning.”
    George blinks back. “I have never willingly spoken to him in my life.”

    (Being enemies, it was expected for Dream to make a few attempts on George's life.
    This being said, George was a little confused as to why the rest of their coworkers think they're in love with each other, and why Sapnap keeps calling him an idiot.)

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