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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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09 Nov 2025
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Post-Conversion - John's physical changes don't reverse.
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Prompts - McShep edition
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28 Oct 2025
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They'd known for almost a year that Reletti hadn't been eaten by the Wraith, that he'd instead been turned into a Runner. There'd been a brief flurry of activity in case they'd managed to find him and had to remove the tracker, but it had been for naught. There'd been a schedule set up to look for him with a corresponding informal standing order in Medical for a surgical-qualified doctor to be ready if necessary, but it had never been necessary. The months had gone by and there'd never been any other indication that Reletti knew about the meeting times or that he was even still alive. There'd been so much to happen since then -- Carson's death, Weir's death, having to move the damned city -- that the search for Reletti seemed... not unimportant, but... it was something you did regularly without thinking too much about it, like laundry, with about as much hope of finding a $20 in your jeans before you did your darks. Reletti was gone, but so were so many other people -- to Earth, to death, to wherever else -- that it was, in its own way, just another absence. And because life moved on, there were new people to fill the spaces.
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- Part 3 of Physics of Survival
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23 Oct 2025
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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21 Oct 2025
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On paper, the flood was blamed on Iruka’s apartment building being old and that the plumbing hadn’t been updated since the Nidaime was Hokage. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Naruto was in an experimental stage with his sealing, or the fact that the mission desk had kept Iruka late one day due to some idiot’s incompetent filing, and therefore he hadn’t been home on time to supervise like he usually was. Nope. Couldn’t be that.
Either way, he needed a new apartment and fast: something cheap that wouldn’t eat up his meager salary. The inexpensive two-bedroom in the village center that was in a nice, secure, ninja-friendly building was too good to be true. There had to be something wrong with it.
"It's probably haunted," Naruto reasoned, looking delighted by the prospect.
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Iruka and Naruto move into a new apartment that's way cheaper than it should be, and it only takes them one night to find out why: their new neighbor has a habit of starting the day with a shout at 4am. But Iruka decides the annoyance might be worth it when he discovers their new neighbor is not only handsome, but kind and caring as well.
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19 Oct 2025