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what's an evil fear god to a non-believer? by ceruleancats
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 May 2020
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Martin Blackwood, avatar of the Web, has been given a simple assignment by the Mother: get rid of the newly appointed Archivist by whatever means necessary, ideally by rescuing him from the Eye and converting him into a servant of the Spider. This is slightly complicated by two things:
1. Jonathan Sims hates spiders.
2. Despite the many things he's seen/heard/experienced that would fully convince even the staunchest of skeptics, Jonathan Sims does not believe in the supernatural.
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- Part 1 of oops! all avatars
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Bookmarked by VioletAssassin1124
29 Apr 2026
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[ah, Jon Avatar of the GUN my beloved]
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“A demonstration?” Jon asks, and the words come out very level, very careful. He’s still frozen in the same position, like he’s afraid he might spook off a bird that’s miraculously landed on him by moving.
Tim opens his mouth to reply, but only manages it on the second try.
“Yeah,” he says. “Hands on, you know. Let you get to see the thing for yourself.”
“And you would be tying up…” Jon says, trailing off into a silence that begs to be filled, answered.
“You,” Tim confirms, and he thinks he sees Jon shiver as he says it. “I couldn’t-- can’t tie myself up, after all.”
“But I can’t-- I don’t do that,” Jon says, as if remembering himself. He almost sounds disappointed. “I don’t-- I don’t enjoy sex. I’m very certain of that much, I made sure. I can’t--”
“Who said anything about sex?”
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Tim shows Jon the wonders of bondage.
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Bookmarked by VioletAssassin1124
29 Apr 2026
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Jon finds Gertrude's statement under the floorboards of his office. Elias tries to intervene, too late; Jon's not going to let it go.
Elias doesn't mind eliminating people who get in his way.
He's less clear on how to proceed when they show up to work the following morning.
(If there's one thing Jon excels at, after all, it's refusing to let go.)
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Elias Bouchard escapes the clutches of a certain Georgian parasite and starts to recover, while supported by a cast of various ex-monsters and revived Fear God victims. Little slice-of-life ficlet set in a canon-divergent AU where everyone lives because Jon fought the apocalypse and won.
OG Elias-centric. Also features okay!Gerry, Tim Stoker wellbeing, and gratuitous loathing for Jonah Magnus. Guest appearances include Bad Fish (TM), lesbians, Jon being stupidly smitten with his boyfriend, and the Delano family's penchant for cute archival assistants.
Diverges from canon after season 4/episode 160.
Bookmarked by VioletAssassin1124
12 Jun 2022
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You should probably go listen to the 4th and 5th seasons now, if you haven’t already. Would be a bit too much to start actually reading longgg-fics in this fandom without truly listening to those. Feel the feels.
Maybe give yourself a week or so, I dunno.
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Jonathan Sims, researcher at the Magnus Institute, is seeing a ghost. Of himself.
Of course, it’s not really him, no matter what secrets it knows, or how many arguments it brings up. So if it tells him to do something?Obviously, he’ll be doing the exact opposite.
(AKA: Jon is an idiot, past and future, but somewhere along the way it all cancels out.)
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Bookmarked by VioletAssassin1124
28 Apr 2026
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[oh right This one- actually will you remember, and/or will I explain the story enough here for you to remember?
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Eh, nahhhh- mostly [I'm just really lazy, but this was an absolute fucking delight omg]
A snippet I guess- time travel Jon does stay in this Other universe and chill I guess that's nice you were looking for one of those]