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“XELQUA”, says one of the Watchers, the smaller of the two, wearing black-purple. “AT LAST, WE HAVE FOUND YOU.”
“–all day long!” finishes Grian, cheerily, and caps the verse with a bright, “Fuck off!” He extracts his hand from Pearl’s to summarily give both Watchers the finger.
“YOU WILL COME WITH US,” says the second, slightly taller Watcher.
“Eat shit and die,” says Grian, promptly. “I’m not going anywhere.”
(In which the Watchers come to retrieve Grian from the void, but are foiled by the twin powers of teeth and cursing. And friendship. But mostly teeth.)
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15 Aug 2025
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The Atsign Agency: run by Joe Hills and the zombie Cleo, they're here to solve all of your supernatural problems, hauntings, magical accidents, and also just about any contracting work or errands you need if you're willing to have it done cheaply by two unqualified odd jobbers struggling to make rent. After over a decade together in the city of Carrows, the two of them frequently see things and deal with things that are probably a bit too ridiculous to name, and have the experience to handle it, if not particularly frequently the money.
When the mysterious (and clearly very rich) Pearl Moon walks into their agency, offering them a massive payment for a simple job, what are they to do but accept?
Yeah, they may be about to regret that one. This job is going to be anything but simple, and the entire City of Angels may be at stake. Careful, Atsign Agency: the past is watching.
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14 Aug 2025
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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12 Aug 2025
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Grian had always thought he was rather excellent at coming up with genius schemes. This thought was not one that he kept private, after all, what was the point of creating such wonderful plots if there was no one there to bask in their glory?
When Grian decides to announce a fake wedding in order to get his hands on some extra cash he wasn't actually expecting anyone to RSVP, let alone his architectural design hero Scar. Now he's pretending to marry his long-time crush Mumbo while also doing his best to ignore his growing feelings for their unexpected guest. The line between this prank and reality growing less and less clear as time moves forward.
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- Part 1 of IOUniverse
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09 May 2025