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   i’m digging you a boneyard with no love by MaelstromOfEmotions

   Fandoms: The Seagull and The Penguin, Original Work  

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   • Complete Work

   18 May 2025

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   • Seagull/Penguin
   • Seagull
   • Penguin
   • And Jesus Christ At Some Point
   • Norbert
   • fuckin' carl
   • chesse sandwiches
   • Starfish
   • Fucking Echinoderms
   • Contrarie
   • Eusophagus
   • Yakko's World usa capitols song
   • Sharky
   • Mary Kom
   • Wilfred Kaul
   • William Charlington the Nineteeth
   • Polar Bears
   • Queen Victoria
   • Socrates
   • Homer
   • England
   • President Trump
   • Christopher Columbus
   • Abraham Lincoln
   • Neil deGrasse Tyson
   • Benjamin Franklin
   • Johnny Bravo
   • President John. F. Kennedy
   • Kim Jong-un
   • Mr. Simon Cowell
   • Odyessus
   • the promised reference to Jesus Christ--brother of Odysseus
   • Groot
   • Harvard Kelly
   • Yale Kelly
   • King Louis the Sixteenth
   • Carlos Carlington
   • Marvin
   • biolumniscent plankton
   • The Moon
   • seastars
   • Satan
   • you silicon valley fuckers
   • a turtle with a mustache
   • Lawozaki
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Using Chocolate Milk As An Alchoholic Beverage
   • FUCK YOU YOU SILICION VALLEY FUCKS

   Summary

   A seagull and a penguin walk into a 1940s Chicago Bar, and the bartender says, “The Silicion Valley heathens have scraped AO3’s data and that data is being used to train generative AI.”

   The penguin stares blankly, the seagull laughs, before trailing off at the look on the bartender — a cyborg hamster — which is as solemn as cheese.

   It is a not a joke.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,675

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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